Jay And Bob Kids Hoodies

True story.

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

I am a Libra so I have to balance things

A delicious-looking soft pretzel with coarse salt.

Mooby the Golden Calf has something special for you!

Mmmmmmm

Perfect for the "dirt mall" enthusiast, or those who love '90s movies!

America’s Most Famous Convenience Store.

Bow to me

Clerks X

Buddy Christ wears a mask

The best place to film your adult movie.

It's about time the Boy Blunter got his own Hockey Logo! This parody of the Ottawa Senators Logo has been rendered as the Hemp Knight's trusty ward, Chronic! It's gonna take more than some common BobHawks jersey to proclaim you love for these heroes of the View Askewniverse. It's gonna take the power of Chronic! Get this shirt! Check some Cock-Knockers into the boards! Then Smoke a Doob! Noodge!

We Pisces, we're a special breed

"Applesauce Bitch"

Gum in the lock, stoners outside whats a guy to do?

Scorpios speak five languages - English, Profanity, Sarcasm, Truth, and Love

Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

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Buddy Christ wears a mask

Show off your love for Fatman Beyond AND your excitement for Kev and Marc's upcoming collaboration!

Another alternate logo for Fatman Beyond, based on a familiar rock and roll band's logo.

God created Man... and Man created the Transformers

A Leo can reflect the true characteristics of a Lion if someone tries to harm them or speak negatively against them They are not submissive by any means and will not take anything that is said against them

This sun sign really values independence over anything else. They will do anything and everything to maintain their freedom. Individuals born under this sign want to make it big and they will do it on their own

My Version of the Moobys / Bulls Mashup. There was one created for the Pop Up in Chicago, but I was not able to find more shirts. So I just made my own hope you like it.

Can't wait to see clerks III. Need to find a theater that accepts shoe money.

"Nothing Can Kill the Grimace!" Comes from short-lived but surprisingly good Clerks: the Animated Series. As far as I know, it's true and the Grimace is unkillable. (check out our other version of "Nothing Can Kill the Grimace," here on Teepublic too!)

They are perfectionists and don’t settle for less. They have an inherent tendency to work until they match the level of the set benchmarks

One of those days? Let Dante Hicks say it for you.

Stop Cruddy Lung

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Kevin Smith, Silent Bob, and Bluntman!

"Nothing Can Kill the Grimace!" Comes from short-lived but surprisingly good Clerks: the Animated Series. As far as I know, it's true and the Grimace is unkillable. If you like, heck out our Grimace propaganda poster that we based this on.

Clerks Minute returns this summer and you can get the new shirt!