Monty Kids Hoodies

Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

It's Just a Flesh Wound - Funny

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

The knight who should have taken a "Ni!"

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

You've got no arms left !

Elderberry Wine

Centurion:  'Domus'? Nominative? 'Go home', this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: The dative, sir? [Centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat ] Brian: Ahh! No, not the dative, not the dative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, 'ad domum', sir! Centurion: Except that 'domus' takes the ...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Thus it is ...?! Brian: 'Domum'.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Mayhem in Mercia

Nudge, Nudge.

The last dinner of Brian

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

He's terrifying!

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

She turned me into a newt

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Monty from Security breach

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

monty python and the holy grail

I move for no man

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.