Red Dwarf Kids Hoodies

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, least of all wearing false teeth in zero gravity.

The one Space Corp Directive that Rimmer thought he'd gotten incorrectly right.

Arnold Rimmer From Red Dwarf

The namesake for Dave Listers kids.

The London Jets are a zero gravity football team supported by Dave Lister. They were based in the city of London, England, Earth.

Let your friends know that you're a smeg head!

A logo design of the fictional Jupiter Mining Corporation, for fans of classic british comedy.

Androids, everybody needs good androids. Androids, should be good and should be true. Androids, though we’re only made of metal. Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings too.

Everyone loves the Rimmer Munchkin Song.

"And now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive."

Are you a smeeeeeeeee heeeee? Don't be a total one Sirs! Fly around with this baby that's crashed more times than a ZX Spectrum! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Recreated artwork from the intro to Red Dwarf

WHATS UP DUDES

Image based on Cat from Red Dwarf

Smeg! If you know, then you know!

For Red Dwarf Fans

The Jupiter Mining Corporation or JMC is the section of the Space Corps that licensed ships like Red Dwarf to conduct mining operations throughout Earth's Solar System and also interstellar into Deep Space around the Galaxy.

Artists of the catchy tune Ohm!

Would you like any Toast?

Kryten From Red Dwarf

Mr Flibble is very cross...

Hope you like it.

Red Dwarf. Red alert!

Advertisement for the Kryten 2X4B-523P Service Mechanoid produced in the style of The Guide from H2G2 (print is transparent)

Female Aardvark

Great for relieving tension.

For Red Dwarf Fans

Are you an officer in the Cybernautic Division and not a traffic cop?

Smeg! Red Dwarf Starbug!

SMEGTRE

Our Rob or Ross batteries logo from the Red Dwarf episode “‘Ouroboros”.

Red Dwarf Fans Distressed Logo

Androids, everybody needs good androids. Androids, should be good and should be true. Androids, though we’re only made of metal. Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings too.

Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf Smeg Head

Pulled from one of Red Dwarfs greatest episodes, mechanoid Kryten finds himself as Jake Bullet! The kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority.