Tories Kids Hoodies

Outside the British Isles? So this probably doesn't mean much to you. For the rest of us, this is a simple call to vote the Tories (Conservatives) out in the next election, which can't come soon enough.

Save The Badgers Cull The Tories

The British conservatives keep changing things up - it's not the Tory Party, it's the Tory Musical Chairs Party! Tell the world you don't support their politics with this design on apparel, décor, and accessories. Or get a gift to your right wing friends to piss them off lol

Commemorate one of the most momentous episodes of our great nation's history with this classy design.

... Doing everything with an open heart is not the best idea. The heart must be closed, so it works better.... ... I have usually formed my opinion of a man in 10 seconds and rarely change it... .. Being powerful is like being a lady. If you need to tell people that, it means you are not....

Absolish the Monarchy

... Doing everything with an open heart is not the best idea. The heart must be closed, so it works better.... ... I have usually formed my opinion of a man in 10 seconds and rarely change it... .. Being powerful is like being a lady. If you need to tell people that, it means you are not....

Can you believe Kwasi Kwarteng lasted only 38 days in office? Tell the world with this message: BAD MINI BUDGET, WORSE MINI TERM (6 September 2022 - 14 October 2022) on apparel, décor, and accessories. This simple yet impactful design will send the message: tell everyone you don't support the Tories with this!

DECADES OF THE SAME GOVERNMENT IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.

You are cordially invited to: the conservative party. Theme: do as we say, not as we do. Bring Your Own Ethics.

1897...the Laboured Party is swept to power and Blair the Younger pauses to take the acclaim of the crowds after years of sleeping rough on Park benches while the Tories held power. Would his "New" Laboured party prove a success? In the door of Number Ten stands the Mandel-Wizard, awaiting Blair with a change of clothes, policies and Ideology [and also a cup of Ovaltine.] The first Ministery is a resounding success, until, in the words of Kashmir sung by Tony,: .."all I see turns to Brown!"

Stay politically engaged with our Boris Johnson collection! Discover witty T-Shirts, Kids T-Shirts, humorous Stickers, and bold Masks inspired by the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson. Whether you're following the latest news or just have a taste for British humor, our exclusive merch lets you make a statement.

The Tory party, dragging us all into fascist hell.

The Tory party, dragging us all into fascist hell.

More Nurses, Less Tories

BREXIT IS NASTY... TYPOGRAPHIC ANTI-BREXIT SLOGAN. SAYS IN FULL: BREXIT IS NASTY, RACIST AND NOT VERY NICE AT ALL... AND THE 52% SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES

Show your love of animals and foxes and speak out against fox hunting with this cute design.

Never Trust A Tory

Can you believe all that happened in just 45 days under MP Liz Truss? Ah, Tories... So much chaos, so little time! Tell the world you're glad it's over (6 September 2022 - 20 October 2022) with this design on apparel, décor, and accessories. Take your political activism everywhere with this!

Boris Johnson, goodbye...

Patriotic advert supporting the British motor industry.

Mood…

In an interview in 1987, then-prime minister Margaret Thatcher said "[people] are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing! There are individual men and women and there are families and no government can do anything except through people and people look to themselves first." We were all supposed to get ahead by our own efforts, with none of that Nanny State stuff or any collective way of helping each other. How's that working out? For those of us who are still bitter, this version offers society's verdict on Thatcher.

Prime Party Minister Boris Johnson

For those of us who are politically homeless.

"Get this Brexit done" with this totally unfocussed-grouped, 100% unofficial Boris Johnson campaign artwork!

And Lo the prophecy read… “The beast was fallen, but her treachery not forgotten. Her loyal minions continued to honour her by stealing the midday sustenance from the mouths of hungry children, This cruel and befitting tribute, worthy of the Great Calcium purger herself, would be enough to animate her rotting withered, flesh….She would rise… and a new age of darkness would befall the land". This nightmare vision was inspired by trying to think of the scariest thing imaginable… The result? ZOMBIE THATCHER!!! Kids beware!… Adults lock up your dairy!

One Rule For Us, Another For Them. Throughout the COVID-19 crisis, our government has shown a staggering level of hypocrisy, flaunting the very rules that they've imposed upon the rest of the country, and showing next to no remorse.

Never Voted Tory. There's a lot I'm not proud of but I'm proud I'm not a Tory.

Mood…

For those of us who are politically homeless.

Sick of Boris Johnson and his Tory cronies running the country into the ground? Show your disdain with this Anti Boris Johnson design - BOG OFF, BORIS. Flush that Tory Turd.

Scousers Hate Tories. It's true lad.

JEREMY

The pigs did not actually work, but directed and supervised the others.

Boris Johnson. Rat.