Carnivore Kids T-Shirts

meat illustration

I AM THE GREEEEEEEEN MAAAAAAAAAN! Get this Masters of the Universe inspired Carnivore design now!

Train my Aussie

Support local farms

This bacon lover gift is strangely patriotic for an American who loves meat. The wavy strips of bacon on the blue background resemble the United States flag waving in the wind. A peace sign, heart, and delicious bacon. A funny gift for a carnivore who loves breakfast food.

Three Cheers for Beasts!

Colored pencil drawing of a Wolf by Tim Jeffs

"GROUND ZERO BROOKLYN"

Evil Wolf

Love God & eat boldly. In a world that is biblically and nutritionally illiterate, love your neighbor by boldly confessing the truth with this piece by Lucas Cranach the Elder!

Add some flavour to your wardrobe with this classy “Carnivore” Design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Ink drawing of a Peregrine falcon by Tim Jeffs

Guy sure looks like plant food to me.

The one trick my Greyhound doesn't know is listening

"BLOOD & FIRE SALOON" GREEN

Watercolor Gulo Gulo.

Carnivore Must Eat All The Protein

Carnivore Meat is My Love Language

Meat, animal fat and protein is what humans are evolved to eat. A ketogenic zero carb diet consisting of beef, ribeye, fatty meat is the best. Add in coffee and butter, and you are on the way to fat loss and a healthy low carbohydrate carnivore diet.

Unleash Your Carnivore Spirit with Our 'be carnivore' design! 🥩🔥 Calling all Carnivore Warriors! Embrace your primal instincts and showcase your dedication to the carnivore way of eating with our exclusive 'be carnivore' design.

WARNING: Dangerously high doses of awesomeness.

Black and White Bagder

Let 'em know how you got so amazing!

Train my dangerous chihuahua

Makes a great gift for the person in your life who's love wear trendy shirts and tees.

Ink drawing of a Peregrine Falcon by Tim Jeffs

by Alan Frost

Utah always wanted it's own apex predator to call it's own and it happens that a raptor from the Cretaceous age was called Utahraptor. Pretty neat, so might as well respect the saurus reptile.

Bird of Prey Yellow Beak in Colorful Pop Art Illustration

Whenever I see a package of food that proudly declares, "PLANT-BASED," I try to steer clear. These abominations are made in a manufacturing plant. Stick with real food.

The one trick my Poodle doesn't know is listening

Hope you like it.

The ultimate apparel for carnivorous enthusiasts who know their way around the grill! Whether you're a master of the BBQ pit or simply love indulging in delicious meaty goodness, this shirt is a must-have addition to your collection.

Whenever I see a package of food that proudly declares, "PLANT-BASED," I try to steer clear. These abominations are made in a manufacturing plant. Stick with real food.

Just because.