Children Of The Corn Kids T-Shirts
Behold! The mythical unicorn! Ain't it just the most majestic thing you've ever laid your eyes on. Don't be ashamed if you can't control your emotions while basking in its glory. Let that single tear slide down your cheek. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Tags: shit, beige, nasty, gross, ewww
"Corn taint or I walk!" -Sarah, a bunch of times Please enjoy this very dumb shirt we came up with. You can wear it if you want, especially if you're trying to practice your conversational improv by starting conversations about a metal band from Nebraska that doesn't exist.
Tags: history-nugs, band