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Clerks Kids T-Shirts

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available for birthdays and childrens parties.

Tags: clerks-2, movie, bluntman-and-chronic, dogma, chasing-amy

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud Kids T-Shirt

by metacortexpod4
$18 $14
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This was a “Descreeto Burrito” McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in the standard size.

Tags: stephen-silver, animated-series, discreeto-burrito, descreeto-burrito, view-askew

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Doug and Anthony as Jay and Bob

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Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

Tags: kevin-smith, film-quotes, fanboys-anonymous, jay-and-silent-bob, chasing-amy

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Who's the friend to the king of all the monkeys? Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?

Mooby's Kids T-Shirt

by ezfett
$18
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I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Tags: kevin smith, dante

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This was a "Descreeto Burrito" McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in a wide format.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

Tags: clerks-minute, clerks-movie, kevin-smith, jay-and-silent-bob, jayandsilentbob

Tags: lightsaber, star-wars, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

The Blunt and Chronic Kids T-Shirt

by moneybagswayne
$18
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The Clerks Minute logo using the letters from fellow Movies by Minutes podcasts.

Tags: clerks-minute, mxm

Tags: clerks-minute, clerks-movie, view-askew, dante-hicks, jay-and-silent-bob

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"Say...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

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This shirt is tight! Like the back of a Volkswagen.

Tags: clerks, mallrats, fashionable-male, jay-and-silent-bob

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WELL? How can this be!?

Tags: bear-is-driving, driving, bear, clerks, clerks-quote

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Parody of the Clerks logo with "jerk" text

Tags: fanboys-anonymous, clerks-logo, jerk, jay-and-silent-bob, clerks

Jerk (Clerks Logo) Kids T-Shirt

by FanboysAnonymous
$18
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The Golgothan shit demon from Dogma

Tags: ben-affleck, matt-damon, azrael, jason-mewes, mallrats

Golgothan Kids T-Shirt

by wyattd
$18

Tags: were-open, mall-rats, quick-stop, new-jersey, star-wars

Quick Stop Groceries Kids T-Shirt

by MindsparkCreative
$18
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Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They’re a little melty but damn are they exquisite!

Tags: diarrhea, pretzels, covered, chocolate, bruce

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A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Tags: jason-mewes, silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats, podcast

Not even supposed to Kids T-Shirt

by TheBurbsMinute
$18
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As worn by Randall in Clerks

Tags: silent-bob, film, movie, kevin-smith, dogma

Ranger Danger Kids T-Shirt

by metacortexpod4
$18
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We’re gonna need a bigger boat! SALSA SHARK!

Tags: kevin-smith, randall-graves, dante-hicks, shark, salsa

Salsa Shark! Kids T-Shirt

by jeffale5
$18
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Your mother's a tracer!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, chasing-amy, mallrats, comics

Tracer Kids T-Shirt

by ZombieMedia
$18
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Snootchie Bootchies, little Nootchies! What better way to rep your favorite dank duo than with this stylish "Snootch To The Nootch" design?

Tags: stoner, 420, comics, comic-books, super-hero

Snootch to the Nootch Kids T-Shirt

by MouthpieceDesigns
$18
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Just don't go ass to mouth.

Tags: film, movie, dogma, jason-mewes, mallrats

Moobys: I'm eating it! Kids T-Shirt

by metacortexpod4
$18
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The cult classic Kevin Smith comedy Mallrats turns 20 this year. This is my tribute to that.

Tags: movieposter, humor, clerks, art, fan

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MAGIC EYE SAILBOAT

Tags: art, optical-illusion, mall, boat, jason-mewes

IT'S A SAILBOAT. Kids T-Shirt

by YourLuckyTee
$18
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From the movie Tusk

Tags: nazi, horror, vote, kevin-smith, party

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Are they even supposed to be here today?

Tags: star-wars, clones, clone-wars, commander-cody, captain-rex

Clones. Kids T-Shirt

by Snoogans2you
$18
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THE MALL IN MALLRATS

Tags: i-love-the-smell-of-commerce, commerce, brody, chasing-amy, minnesota

THE MALL Kids T-Shirt

by YourLuckyTee
$18
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Look Kids! It's the New Jersey Puck Knockers! [Applause] For hockey fans and skivvy stoners alike, this jersey-style design will be sure to knock everyone's...socks off.

Tags: chronic, bluntman, cock-knocker, new-jersey, comic-books

Puck Knockers Kids T-Shirt

by MouthpieceDesigns
$18

Tags: krauts, kraut, sauerkraut, bratwurst, nazis

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'There's only one Lord for me… Star Lord!' Check out this awesome design inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy's standout character mashed-up in to a quasi-religious parody tee! This vibrant tee features a buddy-christ/Jesus Star Lord giving you the thumbs up for the support. Praise The Lord! You can get this hilarious parody shirt today, only from Maniac Youth!

Tags: comic, jay-and-silent-bob, clerks, mallrats, lord

Praise The Lord Kids T-Shirt

by myohmy_Design
$18
Description

Plant Yours has more of a thought purpose than just planting a cannabis seed to smoke some herbits. It also rides the back of the idea that it's never too late to "plant your seed" and welcome the process of cultivating your future endeavors. You can't just plant a seed and hope its outcome is the same result as the seed that was given the most attention. So go ahead. I dare you to - Plant Yours Artwork is hand drawn and painted based on original design then manipulated using Photoshop.

Tags: dog, cultivate, darko, frank-the-bunny, donniedarko

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Tags: video, quick stop, groceries, convenience store, jay and silent bob

RST Video Kids T-Shirt

by MindsparkCreative
$18
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Plant Yours has more of a thought purpose than just planting a cannabis seed to smoke some herbits. It also rides the back of the idea that it's never too late to "plant your seed" and welcome the process of cultivating your future endeavors. You can't just plant a seed and hope its outcome is the same result as the seed that was given the most attention. So go ahead. I dare you to - Plant Yours Artwork is hand drawn and painted.

Tags: dog, darko, frank-the-bunny, donniedarko, donnie-darko

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