Construction Joke Kids T-Shirts

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

I've got a great joke about construction. But I'm still working on it.

This is for you

work in progress

Father's day. The day we show our appreciation for dad. Or when we can finally get even for his "humor". Dad jokes, universal to our parents and, unfortunately, universally bad. So, get even with him and make him wear your pain.

Show off your sense of humor with our "This Is Not A Drill - Funny Dad Joke" tee! This comical dad joke t-shirt features a sulhouette of a hammer with the caption "This Is Not A Drill". It's perfect for those who love dad jokes, tools, or a good play on words and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go. Spread smiles with this silly construction-inspired tee. Whether you're working in the garage or out running errands, this humorous tee is sure to add a touch of witty humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this hilarious hammer tee!

This is not a drill, it's a hammer.

design for satire

Get ready for a laugh-filled construction site with our 'Dad Joke Under Construction' design! This playful t-shirt is a clever nod to the ongoing process of crafting and perfecting dad jokes. Just like a construction site, dad jokes are continuously under construction, with layers of humor being added. Wear this design proudly and let everyone know that you're a master of dad jokes in the making. So, put on your hard hat, grab your tools of humor, and get ready to build laughter with our 'Dad Joke Under Construction' t-shirt!

Who doesn't love a good dump in the morning? Cute design perfect for anyone who like to start their day with a good dump. Helps if you like dump trucks and dinosaurs too.

Order this funny sarcastic quote design exclusively on TeePublic. No matter which product you choose, the print is very high quality and very washable. Designs by MrPink07 are characterized by funny and creative product design - with the Funny Sayings designs you are guaranteed to stand out from the crowd. Order now only here!

Not as much as when you see the results.

Caution-Slippery Life-Sign-Danger-sarcastic,joke

this is not a drill with a flat head screwdriver! perfect for anyone who knows their hardware

This design shows 5 different greek pottery styles, also an amphora. This archaeology roman history design shows ceremonial greek pottery. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or roman empire meme enthusiasts!

This design shows 4 greek neolithic and bronze age pottery styles, also an amphora. This archaeology roman history design shows ceremonial greek pottery. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or roman empire meme enthusiasts!

Can't identify a logical use? Then it's probably ceremonial. This archaeology and paleontology design shows ceremonial pottery on a pop-art background. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or paleontologist friends!

Can't identify a logical use? Then it's probably ceremonial. This archaeology and paleontology design shows ceremonial pottery on a pop-art background. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or paleontologist friends!

This design shows 4 greek neolithic and bronze age pottery styles, also an amphora. This archaeology roman history design shows ceremonial greek pottery. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or roman empire meme enthusiasts!

Potsherd enthusiast. This design shows the text in a simple font and on its right a sherd of ceremonial pottery. This is a perfect quote for pottery fans studying archaeology or history. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or roman empire meme enthusiasts!

Do NOT go in there, with this stylish design!

Ceramics enthusiast. This is a perfect quote for pottery fans studying archaeology or history. Get this design for yourself, or for your archeologist or roman empire meme enthusiasts!

Safety Third

You know the drill! Here's a cool gift for the woodworker or carpenter you know. This is a tool pun - a play on words that uses a tool name. You can get this on stickers, shirts, hats and things for the home. It's funny.

Gear up for some construction-themed humor with our 'I've Got a Great Joke About Construction, But I'm Still Working on It' design! This t-shirt showcases your witty side while playfully acknowledging the ongoing creative process of crafting the perfect joke. Whether you're a dad known for your construction-related puns or simply enjoy a good laugh, this design is a light-hearted way to share your humor with the world. So, put on your hard hat and get ready to build up some laughter with this clever design that'll keep everyone on their toes!

Order this funny design exclusively on TeePublic. No matter which product you choose, the print is very high quality and very washable. Designs by MrPink07 are characterized by funny and creative product design - with the Funny Sayings designs you are guaranteed to stand out from the crowd. Order now only here!

This funny design features a humorous phrase that will make you chuckle. It's perfect for anyone who loves a good joke and enjoys a good laugh.

Add some fun to your life with this hilarious design or give it as the perfect gift!

Add some fun to your life with this hilarious design or give it as the perfect gift!

Funny design of a man peeing on an allen wrench tool.

A builder is a master of construction who turns piles of bricks and beams into homes and skyscrapers, armed with a trusty hard hat and a never-ending supply of dad jokes, all while trying to resist the urge to secretly sign their name in wet concrete.

Something went wrong with the chicks magnet... or not!

Myself

Uhhh yeah.

Truly the handiest handyman in the business

Wrong on so many levels, great dad joke gift