Cool Carpenter Kids T-Shirts

Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.

Cool t-shirt design featuring a skull with beard over two hammers and the American flag with "Union carpenter" caption.

Classic line. Jack in his Truck the Porkchop express...

T-shirts with carpentry tools very suitable for wearing work or while relaxing

Henry Swanson a.k.a Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China. From the scene where he's looking for Chinese women with green eyes. A cult 80s movie classic from John Carpenter.

Christine in flames

Henry Swanson (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble in Little China. Great expression with SWANSON written in bold underneath

Henry Swanson's his name and excitement is his game. A great T-Shirt for the fans of Big Trouble in Little China. The John Carpenter 1980's classic.

The Fog Illustration by Burro, illustrated by hand on digital canvas!

An image of the old Chinese lady in the brothel in Chinatown who informs Mr Swanson (Jack Burton) that 'Chinese girls do not come with green eyes'

I'd Rather Be Making Sawdust Cool Carpenter Gift

The Big Trouble Toast

Great line from a great film...Big Trouble in Little China

Featuring eye-catching, colorful graphics of Black Wood Ants, this T-shirt blends the beauty of entomology with a modern pop art twist. Whether you're an insect enthusiast, a fan of unique graphic tees, or looking for an artsy wardrobe addition, this T-shirt is an ideal choice.

Cool Christmas Deer Peace Love & Joy

... not Plissken

A great line from Jack Burton from a great film

God Bless USA 4th of July-Happy Independence Day- USA day shirt-USA day Gift for him and Gift for her and Best friend present make them happy

The Fog Illustration by Burro, illustrated by hand on digital canvas!

Jack Burton doing his finest Henry Swanson Faces. This is some of the best expressions from Henry Swanson, a.k.a. Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. The classic scene from the great 80s retro film from John Carpenter

I never dreamed i'd grow up to be a super cool handyman but here i am rockin' it funny saying.

Henry Swanson a.k.a. Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China. Face all over Print

Classic line from Jack Burton, from a classic film

Jack Burton was Born Ready

Another fantastic line from Big Trouble...

The Line delivered by Jack Burton...

Jack Burton being Henry Swanson from Big Trouble in Little China. The 80s cult movie classic from John Carpenter.

Get ready to make a statement with this hilarious and unique sci-fi anime inspired t-shirt! The design features a futuristic hammer and lightning with the phrase "this is not a drill" emblazoned across the front. Not only is the design visually striking, evoking feelings of excitement and imagination, but the phrase also has a double meaning, adding a layer of fun and playfulness to the shirt.

Live Laugh Decorate - Black & Red Simple Font - Funny Meme Sarcastic Satire Satire design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. This design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Live Laugh DIY - Black & Yellow Simple Font - Funny Meme Sarcastic Satire design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. This design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

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Great artwork for animal & carpenter lover

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Live Laugh Decorate - Black & Blue Simple Font - Funny Meme Sarcastic Satire design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. This design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Live Laugh Decorate - Black & White Simple Font - Funny Meme Sarcastic Satire design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. This design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Live Laugh DIY - Black & White Simple Font - Funny Meme Sarcastic Satire design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. This design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.