Fuck Off Im Social Distancing Kids T-Shirts

Quack off! Social distancing bird shirt for the days you want to be left alone.

Agnes says you're too close

social distancing

Been doing it since before it was cool.

Whether it's opposite day or you're just telling it like it is in hopes of keeping people the hell away from you, this parody tee may be just the ticket.

2020 : The Year That Took Years

2020 : The Year That Took Years

Who else is done with the 2020! I'm 2020% done with this year, bring on Christmas and the New Year. There is nothing else that could make this year worse. Or a funny high school student graduate senior 2020 design. Perfect gift for a graduating college or high school senior. I'm Like 2020% done perfect way to sum up 2020.

Who else is done with the 2020! I'm 2020% done with this year, bring on Christmas and the New Year. There is nothing else that could make this year worse. Or a funny high school student graduate senior 2020 design. Perfect gift for a graduating college or high school senior. I'm Like 2020% done perfect way to sum up 2020.

Nothing to see here - a phrase for people who love being by themselves. Saying mind your own business politely.

Go away

YOU ARE TOO CLOSE

Want a tshirt that speaks volumes without you having to say a word? A coffee mug that uplifts you every time you look at it? We got you covered. And while you’re there, maybe grab some merch for your less funny friends, give them a comedic upgrade or something..

2020 sucks

Introverts Unite separately in your own homes