Funny Scottish Phrases Kids T-Shirts

When you hear the Scots saying geein' me the boak it means the person is feeling nauseous, their stomach is turning and they may want to throw up. Can also be shortened to just boak or boke.

If you'd rather have a fish supper, this is the design for you.

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in white text.

GIE IT LALDY, a Scots language phrase, which means to gie it (give it) your all, to do something enthusiastically or with great gusto. Often shouted as words of encouragement to others. Also available in black text.

For those days when your brain just doesn't seem to work properly.

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in black text.

YER BUM'S OOT THE WINDAE, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in white text.

HAUD YER WHEESHT, a Scots language phrase, which means hold your tongue or be quiet. Also available in white text.

Mad wae it is a perfect example of scottish phrases for feeling more than a little merry.

Someone's ripped your knitting the day. Let the world know in the Scottish language.

For days when you just want to...zzzzzzzzz.

When you're feeling gallus, tell the world!

GIE IT LALDY, a Scots language phrase, which means to gie it (give it) your all, to do something enthusiastically or with great gusto. Often shouted as words of encouragement to others. Also available in white text.

This is a Scottish pun on Love And Peace - in Scotland, a piece is a sandwich. The perfect design for Scots and anyone who loves Scottish humour.

Whoaft. Having a mad day? Keep the heid with this fun design.

HAUD YER WHEESHT, a Scots language phrase, which means hold your tongue or be quiet. Also available in black text.

YER BUM'S OOT THE WINDAE, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in black text.

DID YE, AYE?, a sarcastic Scots language phrase, which basically means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in black text.

Scottish for time to just call it a day, it's over.

DID YE, AYE?, a sarcastic Scots language phrase, which basically means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in white text.

Weedgie The Dug says 'Jings bangs'. He's black and red with a lot of attitude and a fondness for custard creams...

Lang May Yer Lum Reek Scottish Slang Prosperity Saying for Long may your chimney smoke (wishing prosperity). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, Scotticisms, and fun sayings to show at your next renfest. Simple smoking chimney graphic and fun Scottish slang adage about having good fortune.

Feeling completely over it? In Scotland, it means totally disappointed or cheesed off.

This Scottish puddock (frog) is in charge of your garden pond. The koi carp have consulted their shop steward and they're going on strike...

In Scotland - Shush. Stop talking. Be quiet. haud yer wheesht

Do you fanny aboot instead of getting stuff done? Then this is the design for you!

Och away ye go. Tell someone to get lost in disgust or in a playful sense of disbelief.

In Scotland someone may say Away you go you mug you very fast like this - awayyegoyemugye.

Weedgie, from the Marty and Weedgie books - and Twitter - likes to spout poetry (I use the term loosely). Here he introduces himself and reveals his attitude to food scroungers...

In Dundee you may hear someone order an onion bridie like this aninginaneana.

A fun design demonstrating the meaning of the Scottish slang word "Scunnered"

Gie It Laldy Scottish Slang for Give It Your All with fun Unicorn Yoga design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland and Scotticisms encouraging sayings plus unicorns trying yoga poses. Graphic of unicorn in a yoga pose with scottish slang phrase to give it your all, gie it laldy.

When Scottish people say awa’ an bile yer heid (away and boil your head) they're telling you to go away and get lost. It can actually be said playfully as well as not.

Weedgie, from the Marty and Weedgie books - and Twitter - likes to rap in a broad Glaswegian accent. He thinks he's the Scottish 50 Cents, but I reckon he's more of a 2 bob bit...

When Scottish people say their heid is mince it means their brain is buzzy, overwhelmed or mixed up.