Hoarder Kids T-Shirts

This design features a whimsical steampunk dragon hoarding its treasure in a comical fashion. The dragon is depicted with gears, cogs, and steam-powered machinery, giving it a unique industrial look. The treasure hoard includes a variety of items, such as gold coins, jewels, and even a comically oversized teapot. This design is perfect for anyone who loves steampunk, dragons, and a good laugh.

Why are we running out toilet paper? This guy doesn't know.

Join the Chicken Revolution! Eat your own super-healthy eggs with bright orange yolks every freakin' day! Build a bougie coop with hip wallpaper and Italian marble flooring! Learn to speak "broody"! Turn your boring grass into a pearly poopy compost for garden veggies! Create lively TikTok videos of your hens in hand-crocheted clothing for a lucrative side hustle! If this sounds like heaven, run to your nearest Wilco and pick up some chicks! They're cluckin' fantastic!

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Any seamstress, tailor, quilter and any other fabric lover knows (rather sooner than later!): Whoever dies with the most fabric wins! More (also male/unisex versions) in my shop!

I Turn Yarn into Cool Things

Funny and colorful perfect for knitters and crocheters! "When Life Gives You Lemons, Sell Them To Buy Yarn."

I'm not a yarn hoarder. I just run a rescue for homeless yarn

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for a tailor, knitter, sewer or sewing lover: Loved one or friend !

Yes, I really do need all this yarn

Graphic of yarn with text in teal, aqua and turquoise.

Master Gardener Watercolor Flowers

Fuel your love for automobiles with our 'Just One More Car' design, showcasing a vintage classic that exudes timeless charm. This design celebrates the allure of collecting cars, where the desire for 'just one more car' is a nod to the enduring fascination with automotive craftsmanship. Whether you're a dedicated car collector or an admirer of vintage elegance, this design pays homage to the beauty and nostalgia that each unique car brings.

Does nothing bring a smile to your face like a new cactus? This shirts for you!

Made for the obsessed plant parent who is currently being choked out by their pothos.

Got a lot of succulents? When you're down do you run to the greenhouse instead of the ice cream isle? Then this shirt is for you!

Are your spirits lifted to new heights with the addition of a new begonia? Then you know this shirt's for you!

Hey, you. You should buy more dice. After all, you need dice in order to play the game and dice are the best tools for building character. Based on my casual obsession with small rolly rocks with numbers on them for all of my D&D games.

You will never have enough plants, you know it, but this is a simple way to prepare your family, friends, and strangers on the street as you create your jungle.

Funny blue satin bowerbird design perfect for Aussie bird nerds and fans of Australian wildlife. Makes a great gift for birders, bird watchers, twitchers, ornithologists as well as a funny present for hoarders and people who like to recycle.

life is better with plants, you know it, now tell the world

One can never have too many plants. We need more plants. Send plants, please.

Any seamstress, tailor, quilter and any other fabric lover knows (rather sooner than later!): Whoever dies with the most fabric wins! More (also female/male versions) in my shop!

Are African Violets your thing? Show the world why you have so many...

Unleash the laughter with our exclusive T-shirt featuring a whimsical green Dragon guarding its colorful hoard of RPG dice. Because, let's be honest, it's not hoarding if it's dice! 🐉🎲 Grab yours now and level up your tabletop style!

Oh, I'm just a casual fan of gold. Just a few coins here and there. Nothing too crazy.

Merch for your favorite plants! Designs for plants if they were bands. Grungy retro hard rock design for the Snake Plant fans.

Keep Calm And Wait For Dr. Zasio!

Hoarders

Listen, listen, I need it. You can't tell me it can't make me happy when it clearly does. Just let me have this one thing...and maybe that too.

This design is perfect for book lovers who struggle with managing their ever-growing book collections.

Toilet Paper Hoarders Union Local No. 2.

Keep Calm & Wait For Matt Paxton!

plants make life, well, just plantastic! Isn't that fantastic!?!

Great gift for the hoarders of books. Bookworms, readers, librarians alike. Great geek gift for your brother or sister.