Hominid Kids T-Shirts

A kick ass Hominid Hunter/Warrior framed by an atmospheric Super Moon

This illustration features an Australopithecus Afarensis, an extinct species of australopithecine which lived from about 3.9–2.9 million years ago (mya) in the Pliocene of East Africa. The famous fossil "Lucy" was of this species.

Design for Yeti Lovers.

Cast of a trail of hominid footprints fossilized in volcanic ash. The trail was found by Mary Leakey's expedition at Laetoli, Tanzania in 1976. It dates from 3.6 million years ago and shows that hominids (probably Australopithecus afarensis) had acquired the upright, bipedal, free-striding gait of modern man by this time. The footprints show a well developed arch to the foot and no divergence of the big toe. The prints are from two adults, and possibly a third set belonging to a child who walked in the footsteps of one of the adults.

If you are a human, or any other kind of great ape, you're qualified to wear this German-language design! The taxonomic primate family known as "great apes" (in German: "Menschenaffe", pl. "Menschenaffen") includes humans, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans. Wear this as proof that you are a great ape or buy it as a gift for a monkey-obsessed German-speaker because homo sapiens are apes, too.

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

Our beloved spokesmonkey, Harry Rider, takes center stage in this playful design, perfect for those who appreciate a dose of monkey humor with their motorcycle passion. Monkeying Around on Two Wheels: Designed for motorcyclists with a sense of adventure and a love for all things simian, this unique artwork combines the thrill of the open road with the whimsy of Harry Rider.

Yeti

Those guys are totally going to be eaten by something!

He'll fight dirty and steals your shoes afterwards

Road sign with a silhouette of a running australopithecine

Rule the table with our 'King Pong' Ping Pong Shirt! This high-quality, comfortable shirt features a bold 'King Pong' graphic, perfect for both competitive play and casual style. Made for table tennis enthusiasts, it's a symbol of skill and passion. Available in various sizes, this shirt is your crown in the realm of ping pong. Wear your prowess proudly with 'King Pong

Rule the table with our 'King Pong' Ping Pong Shirt! This high-quality, comfortable shirt features a bold 'King Pong' graphic, perfect for both competitive play and casual style. Made for table tennis enthusiasts, it's a symbol of skill and passion. Available in various sizes, this shirt is your crown in the realm of ping pong. Wear your prowess proudly with 'King Pong

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

bigfoot

The "98 Percent Little Chimp" design features a cute chimpanzee with a playful and curious expression, and the text "98 Percent" emphasizing the genetic similarity between chimpanzees and humans. The color palette could include earthy tones, creating a connection to nature. This design playfully highlights the shared characteristics and closeness between humans and our primate relatives, making it a thoughtful and endearing piece for those who appreciate the wonders of our interconnectedness with the animal kingdom.

The "98 Percent Little Chimp" design features a cute chimpanzee with a playful and curious expression, and the text "98 Percent" emphasizing the genetic similarity between chimpanzees and humans. The color palette could include earthy tones, creating a connection to nature. This design playfully highlights the shared characteristics and closeness between humans and our primate relatives, making it a thoughtful and endearing piece for those who appreciate the wonders of our interconnectedness with the animal kingdom.

A weary and cynical stone age hunter

It's a mounted warrior against a red sky, seems a bit tired

Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon skulls. The Neanderthal skull (left) was found at La Ferrassie, France, in 1909, and is thought to be around 70,000 years old. The other skull is Cro-Magnon 1, found as Les Eyzies, France, in 1868, and dated to 30,000 years ago. Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons cohabited in Europe between about 40,000 and 30-25,000 years ago, when the former died out. Neanderthals had occupied the region from as far back as 350,000 years ago. Cro-Magnons were anatomically similar to modern humans, and are their ancestors. It is not known for sure what caused the extinction of the Neanderthals, but competition with the advanced Cro-Magnons is unlikely to have helped their cause.

Human evolution. Artwork of female apes and humans showing some of the stages in human evolution. At left, Proconsul sp. (23-17 million years ago) is depicted hypothetically as an African ape with both primitive and advanced features. To its right is Australopithecus afarensis (>4-2.5 Myr BP), which walked upright on two legs. Homo habilis (2- 1.6 Myr BP) was truly human ("Homo"), resembling A. afarensis but also using stone tools. About 1.8 Myr BP, H. erectus appeared in Africa, using fire and wooden tools. H. erectus is thought to have migrated from Africa into Eurasia. H. neanderthalensis (150,000 years BP) was closely related to modern humans, H. sapiens (right).

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

If you are a human, or any other kind of great ape, you're qualified to wear this! The taxonomic primate family known as "great apes" (or hominids/hominidae) includes humans, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans. Wear this as proof that you are a great ape or buy it as a gift for a monkey-obsessed friend or family member because homo sapiens are apes, too.

The famous fossil site of Olduvai Gorge is a key source of evidence for humanity's origins

a clear indication of the evolution of the human species from primal hominid to musical parodist.

A simple black and white silhouette design of Sasquatch, or most known as "Bigfoot" from North American folklore.

Laetoli fossil footprints scene, illustration. The Laetoli footprints were preserved in volcanic ash deposits around 3.5 million years ago during the Pliocene. They were discovered in 1976 in Laetoli, Tanzania. As there were no knuckle impressions, this is evidence that these hominins, thought to be Australopithecus afarensis, walked upright. The ash was from an eruption of the Sadiman volcano, shown in the background. Also shown here are several of the mammals that lived at the time, including prehistoric elephants and giraffes.

This simian motif features the four great ape species: orangutan, gorilla, chimpanzee and human. Choose your fighter and decide which primate is the best great ape. Great for everyone who loves apes, monkeys, zoology, biology or taxonomy.

Same Orc as the other Long Tusk shirt just with a sharper outline. Some people probably like that.

My pronouns are UGH! UGH!

My pronouns are UGH! UGH!

Fossil and reconstruction of the face of the Shanidar 1 Neandertal individual