I Am Too Sober For This Life Kids T-Shirts

i am too sober for this life - funny sarcastic quote

You will need a pint or a glass of wine to listen to what other people have to say. You are not just too sober, but you are too tired and old as well.

I am too old for this shit!

i am too small for all this anxiety

This is a I Am Too Small For All This Anxiety design, great mental health gift.

Behold our exclusive "My Five Moods" design – because why settle for just one mood when you can have a whole mood swing playlist? Strap in, folks, because these five moods are about to become your new spirit emojis. Life is a rollercoaster, and you've got a front-row seat to the circus. My Five Moods – the emotional playlist you never knew you needed until now!

i am too old for all this shirts. simple hand written phrase

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe quote: This life of earth, whatever my attire, Would pain me in its wonted fashion. Too old am I to play with passion; Too young, to be without desire.

i am too old for all this shirts. simple hand written phrase

Cute design with powerful words.

Behold our exclusive "My Five Moods" design – because why settle for just one mood when you can have a whole mood swing playlist? Strap in, folks, because these five moods are about to become your new spirit emojis. Life is a rollercoaster, and you've got a front-row seat to the circus. My Five Moods – the emotional playlist you never knew you needed until now!

Gift for those who don't entertain boo-sheet

I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.

I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.

I don't trust my mental stability, and neither should you....

I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect design for giving some extra visibility to these problems, and for supporting each other Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta

Too old to care. I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.

Too old to care. I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.

Too old to care. I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.

I'm Not A Morning Person

Too old to care. I'm too old for this. Too old to care. Funny age saying. Things millennials say.