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My lovely saying for my peepz, I LUBE YOU

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

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A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

Last thing you what to do is let the ol' flathead run dry during a speed run, so give it some love with a little old school hot rod lube!

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Returning home early from a business trip, attorney Mitch Martin walks in on his girlfriend Heidi watching porn. Initially relieved, he discovers she is having an orgy. Learning it is a regular activity of hers, he breaks up with her. A few days later, Mitch encounters his high school crush, Nicole, at his friend Frank's wedding and makes an awkward impression. Later, he moves into a house located next to the fictional Harrison University campus in Upstate New York. Mitch's friend Bernard throws a hugely successful housewarming party at Mitch's, dubbed Mitch-A-Palooza. Frank gets drunk and is seen streaking by his wife Marissa and her friends, putting a strain on their new marriage.

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Introducing the ultimate design for all the alcohol enthusiasts out there: our "Alcohol Is The Lube I Use To Slide Through Life". Are you someone who believes that a little liquid courage can make even the most challenging moments in life glide by with ease? Do you appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly mixed cocktail or a smooth glass of whiskey? Well, this design is for you. It's a cheeky, irreverent declaration that says, "Hey, why stress about life's little hiccups when you can just pour yourself a drink and let the worries slide away?". It is a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a guaranteed way to bond with fellow aficionados of the grape, the grain, or whatever your poison may be.

Old School is a 2003 American black comedy film directed and co-written by Todd Phillips. The film stars Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell as depressed men in their thirties who seek to relive their college days by starting a fraternity, and the tribulations they encounter in doing so. The film was released on February 21, 2003, received mixed reviews from critics, and grossed $86 million worldwide.

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A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

A humourous take on Mr. Wu's automotive business (and a unique take on a vintage gas spokesperson).

Power-Lube Motor Oil was introduced in 1930 by the Powerine Oil Co. of Santa Fe Springs. Claiming to be ‘smooth as a tigers tread’ and comprised of 100% pure Pennsylvania crude, Power-Lube was popular with motorists and a common sight at service stations across the U.S. throughout the ’30s and ’40s.

Old School is a 2003 American comedy film directed and co-written by Todd Phillips. . Upon returning home early from a business trip, attorney Mitch Martin walks in on his girlfriend Heidi watching porn. Initially relieved, it turns out she has planned an orgy. Learning she regularly partakes in them, he decides to break up with her. A few days later, Mitch encounters his high school crush, Nicole, at the wedding of his friend Frank and makes an awkward impression. Later, he moves into a house located near the campus of the fictional Harrison University in Upstate New York.

A funny illustration of too much oil or lubrication being put onto a bicycle chain. A funny design for a cycle mechanic, or anyone who does their own maintenance of their mountain bike, road bike, or motorcycle.

Happy Christmas!

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

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Lilian the Unicorn of the famous Unicorn Lube.