Magrathea Kids T-Shirts

Remember when some businesses say they are closed, they mean it!

Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

Temporarily closed until such times as the galactic economy restores and can again afford the talents of hyperspatial engineers' planetary construction skills.

Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

..or you'll get a present of Thermonuclear missiles. Seriously don't visit

Every visitor gets free Thermonuclear missiles

Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

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They need to know where they work

“You must come with me or you will be late!”. “Late? What for?”. “What is your name, human?”. “Dent, Arthur Dent.” “Late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's a sort of threat, you see.”

Stick it in yer' ear

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

Oh no, not again.

Nuts, Salt, Towel, Babel Fish.

I wonder it it wants to be friends.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print. Also available in a plain black of white print

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)