Monty Python Holy Grail Kids T-Shirts

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

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TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Holy Hand Grenade Script

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The Black Night

Ni!

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Starry Knight

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

it's just a flesh wound

Run Away!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Tim the enchanter

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Tis but a Scratch

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Rabbit of Caerbannog

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Mayhem in Mercia

The black knight always triumphs!

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Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!