Most Piss Kids T-Shirts
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow
During his first year in college Kevin enjoyed much of what adult life had to offer. New more mature friends, his own apartment and access to alcohol. Soon however he began hanging out with the artsy kids. You know the type, unicorns, leprechauns, high af pixies. One night when they drank all they could drink, Bret the douchiest unicorn leans over to Kevin and asks "hey bro, you ever drank unicorn piss?" That night was the last night anyone knew the Kevin that was.
Tags: stars, vomit, monster, wierd, funny