Most Police Kids T-Shirts
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The oficer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along." Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four.
Tags: big-brother, thought-police, thnkpol, orwell, ingsoc
Tags: girl, police-officer, funny-girl-loves, best-funny-girl-loves, best-girl-loves
Tags: god, police, thieves, funny-god, best-funny-god
Who's the brown hair covered cop, with fur just like a mop? Squatch! You're damn right! Who's the ape who keeps the forest peace for his fellow apes with big ass feet! Squatch! Can ya dig it? Who's the bear man that won't cop out, When there's danger from humans all about? Squatch! Right on! You see this cat Squatch is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Squatch (Then we can dig it)
Tags: bigfoot, yeti, police, starsky and hutch, hawaii five-o