Ralphie Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Christ Kids T-Shirts

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Wash your mouth out with soap.

breach of etiquette

Oh Fudge!

Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Major award

Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

A spooky crossover of Sally’s burton aesthetic and the iconic leg lamp from A Christmas Story

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!" Here is my homage to that scene with poor Ralphie getting the boot from Santa as he swirls down the slide.

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

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Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

Fragile Leg Lamp

You'll shoot your eye out