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Funny Tee Shirt You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

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Sarcastic, punny, or slightly offensive, we have something for every type of humor. Our tees are a great conversation starter that will get some laughs and turn heads everywhere you go. We cover a wide range of topics: Christian, military, patriotic, political, awareness, pop culture, pet rescue shirts and more. Share your sense of humor or advocate for your beliefs with our selection of hats, tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tank tops, dolman tops, tumblers, and more!

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Funny Tee Shirt You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

by Hobbybox

$22 $16

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It's one of your favorite Christmas characters in adorable cartoon form.

Tags: adorable, bunny suit, christmas movie, christmas story, cute

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Cute Ralphie Bunny Suit Cartoon T-Shirt

by SLAG_Creative

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

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A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

Tags: christmas story movie, christmas sweater, holiday sweater, jumper, shoot your eye out

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

by DetourShirts

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out © GraphicLoveShop T-Shirt

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A Christmas Story inspired Design for Christmas. When you shop at Graphic Love Shop you support small business. Thank you! - Samantha *For more GLS designs or for custom work: Facebook.com/GraphicLoveShop - #GraphicLoveShop Copyright © Graphic Love Shop

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas story, i triple dog dare you, merry christmas

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out © GraphicLoveShop T-Shirt

by Graphic Love Shop

$22 $16

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder T-Shirt

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Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Tags: leg lamp, youll shoot your eye out, bunny suit, bb gun, a christmas story

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Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder T-Shirt

by Pixel Paragon

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt - A Nostalgic Warning T-Shirt

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Relive the timeless cautionary tale with our 'You'll Shoot Your Eye Out' T-shirt. This design captures the iconic line from 'A Christmas Story,' delivering a nostalgic warning against the perils of youthful dreams. Perfect for fans of classic holiday cinema and those who appreciate the humor in memorable quotes. Get your tee and wear a piece of nostalgic wisdom with festive flair

Tags: a christmas story fan, christmas, christmas story, leg lamp, nostalgic warning

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt - A Nostalgic Warning T-Shirt

by the Spooky kid

$22 $16

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Christmas for a kid.

Tags: a christmas story, christmas day, christmas present, christmas story, merry christmas

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You’ll shoot your eye out, Kid T-Shirt

by Out of the Darkness Productions

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Ralphie Quote T-Shirt

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The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

Tags: a christmas story, advert, advertisement, bb gun, christmas

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Ralphie Quote T-Shirt

by JOADDO

$22 $16

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Perhaps the most well-known artistic development of the 20th century, Pop art emerged in reaction to consumerism, mass media, and popular culture. This movement surfaced in the 1950s and gained major momentum throughout the sixties.

Tags: christmas, vintage, retro, pop art style, xmas

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! T-Shirt

by kg07_shirts

$22 $16

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! T-Shirt

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A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

Tags: christmas story, youll shoot your eye out, a christmas story movie, christmas, shoot your eye out

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A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! T-Shirt

by HANASUISI

$22 $16

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You'll shoot your eye out!

Tags: leg lamp, ralphie, youll shoot your eye out, christmas, christmas story

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A Christmas Story Road T-Shirt

by blakely737

$22 $16

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this is a funny, high quality t-shirt and a perfect gift for Christmas!

Tags: christmas humor, xmas, a christmas story, youll shoot your eye out, funny xmas

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You'll shoot your eye out kid! T-Shirt

by OniSide

$22 $16

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You'll shoot your eye out

Tags: ralphie, leg lamp, youll shoot your eye out, christmas, xmas

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You'll shoot your eye out T-Shirt

by kg07_shirts

$22 $16

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Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Tags: shoot your eye out, kid, red ryder, santa claus, a christmas story

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You'll shoot your eye out kid! T-Shirt

by BodinStreet

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! - A Christmas Story T-Shirt

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Tags: christmas story, ralphie, youll shoot your eye out, leg lamp, shoot your eye out

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! - A Christmas Story T-Shirt

by HilariousDelusions

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas T-Shirt

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This cute and funny Christmas saying will have everyone at your Christmas party striking up a conversation with you! A perfect gift for any kid who loves Christmas or any adult who needs to relive great old times!

Tags: christmas exchange, kids christmas, christmas kids, christmas present, cute christmas

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas T-Shirt

by The Perfect Presents

$22 $16

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Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

Tags: yippee ki yay, die hard, pop culture, christmas, holiday

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! T-Shirt

by blakely737

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Ugly Sweater T-Shirt

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Funny Gift Pixel Design That Look Like An Ugly Christmas Sweater.

Tags: a christmas story, a christmas story movie, christmas, christmas quotes, christmas story

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Ugly Sweater T-Shirt

by hippohost

$22 $16

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Tags: merry christmas, xmas, christmas story, christmas, ralphie

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

by kg07_shirts

$22 $16

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Ugly Christmas sweater inspired by A Christmas Story

Tags: youll shoot your eye out, ralphie, christmas story, ugly sweater, christmas sweater

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Yule Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

by Zachterrelldraws

$22 $16

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or was it an icicle?

Tags: youll shoot your eye out, bunny suit, triple dog dare, leg lamp, oh fudge

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Shot My Eye Out T-Shirt

by BrainSmash

$22 $16

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So help me, yellow eyes!

Tags: ralphie, xmas, a christmas story, bully, yellow eyes

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Scut Farkus T-Shirt

by zombill

$22 $16

Ralphie You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Christmas Story T-Shirt

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Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas story, fra gee lay

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Ralphie You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Christmas Story T-Shirt

by Alema Art

$22 $16

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Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

Tags: you ll shoot your eye out, pink nightmare, christmas story movie, ralphie parker, triple dog dare

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! T-Shirt

by klance

$22 $16

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Your present is dangerous

Tags: triple dog dare, ralphie, christmas, red rider bb gun, bunny suit

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

by BrainSmash

$22 $16

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Painting of Ralphie

Tags: a christmas story, bunny suit, christmas story, merry christmas, youll shoot your eye out

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Ralphie T-Shirt

by MrTeez

$22 $16

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Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

Tags: christmas quotes, christmas classics, red ryder, movie, dont forget to drink your olvaltine

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! T-Shirt

by Saturday Morning Horrors

$22 $16

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Embrace the quirky charm of Ralphie's quest for the perfect Christmas gift with this iconic quote emblazoned on your tee. It's a tribute to childhood dreams, holiday misadventures, and the enduring spirit of the season. Whether you're unwrapping presents or navigating the challenges of holiday traditions, this is a festive reminder that sometimes the best gifts come with a touch of cautionary humor.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, a christmas story, christmas

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! T-Shirt

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$22 $16

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Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

Tags: bumpus hounds, ugly christmas sweater, christmas story movie, ralphie parker, oh fudge

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Sonsabitches Bumpuses! T-Shirt

by zombill

$22 $16

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Character designs based on the Christmas classic film "A Christmas Story".

Tags: a christmas story, christmas story movie, ralphie, xmas, pop culture

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A Christmas Story T-Shirt

by schomiak

$22 $16

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana T-Shirt

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I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

Tags: christmas story, christmas story movie, happy holidays, leg lamp, merry christmas

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I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana T-Shirt

by DarkLordPug

$22 $16

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Classic!

Tags: christmas story movie, ralphie, i triple dog dare you, leg lamp, youll shoot your eye out

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you'll shoot your eye out T-Shirt

by BeverlyHoltzem

$22 $16

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Sketch from classic Christmas film.

Tags: i triple dog dare you, christmas story, ralphie, xmas, a christmas story

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I triple-dog-dare-ya! T-Shirt

by schomiak

$22 $16

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater T-Shirt

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Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

Tags: a christmas story, air rifle, bb gun, broken glasses, christmas classic

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater T-Shirt

by TwistedCharm

$22 $16

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What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Tags: youll shoot your eye out, oh fudge, merry christmas, christmas, triple dog dare

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Ohhhh Fudge!! T-Shirt

by Perfect Uni-Tee

$22 $16

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Ralphie The Kid

Tags: happy holidays, christmas story movie, christmas story, christmas, ralphie

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Ralphie The Kid T-Shirt

by DarkLordPug

$22 $16

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