Richard Kiel Kids T-Shirts

And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot

...and you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!

Eegah!

Guns don’t kill people, I kill people

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

...and you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!

From the very forgotten comedy farce, "Hysterical" (from The Hudson Brothers, remember them? Anyone?), it's Captain Howdy played bythe venerable Richard Kiel.

One of the worst movies ever made starring the late and still awesome Richard Kiel, as Eegah, a newly found caveman that falls in love with a beatnik girl and lives, well - he lives.