Rick Thompson Kids T-Shirts

He may not be the Cookie Detective this town wants, but it's the Cookie Detective this town needs...

It's a tough beat working the Homicide Division at Cookietown Police Department. Cookie Detective working the crime scene with a cookie cutter shape in some cookie dough. Text: “That’s the way the cookie crumbles.”

A retro-style logo for fans of the Rick Thompson Report on Luke's English Podcast

Retro cartoony human organs having fun!

Even Elder Gods need an emoji.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

It's a tough job working in the CPD (CookieTown Police Department), but somebody's got to do it!

There is no Planet B, but there is a Planet Bee (and it’s hungry.) Text design with illustrations of the Earth and a giant Bee.

Are you sick of your house being trampled, tired from all the radiation poisoning, then say No, to Godzilla.

A black cat with a coffee and plants. Text: I like my coffee how I like my cats, dark and a little bitter.

Tyrannosaurus Rex weather forecaster telling everyone to keep an eye out for the meteor shower. Text: And don’t forget to check out tonight’s meteor shower. We should be in for quite a show!

Some pumpkins who have over indulged this Halloween.

The Japanese hiragana characters for the Japanese word Neko, meaning cat, with a brush illustration of a cat where the hiragana characters form part of the body of the cat.

Halloween ghoul pun design

The Japanese hiragana characters for the Japanese word Neko, meaning cat, with a brush illustration of a cat where the hiragana characters form part of the body of the cat.

The word “Dinosaur” comes from the Greek “Deinos” meaning “Terrible” and “Sauros” meaning “Lizard”. These Dinosaurs don’t like being called “terrible”, so they are holding a protest because they think they are, “Actually quite nice”. Text: “We’re not “terrible Lizards”. “We’re actually quite nice!”

A ghoul does his shopping

Political style Presidential campaign poster with Cathulhu running for the Presidency. Graphic of Cathulhu with text: Cathulhu for President, obey!

Hazmat suit design with zip up front (not a real zip, just part of the graphic), radiation symbol, and ID badge with contaminated radiation light blinking. What is the purple goo? It’s certainly radioactive!

Spooky Halloween design

You scream, I scream, we all scream for icecream.

Earth is a plaything for Cathulhu!