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Sperm Sample Kids T-Shirts

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Now you can enjoy a microscopic slide of Homer Simpson's sperm on your shirt!

Tags: homer, matt-groening, homer-simpson, marge-simpson, microscope

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Do you have to be so graphic?

Tags: simpsons, homer-simpson, sperm, homersimpson, homer

Tags: kirk, enterprise, spock, trek, dad

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Waylon Smithers' sperm sample as captured during the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant physical.

Tags: simpsons, smithers-sperm, waylon-smithers, cartoon, sperm

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Advertise yourself as Sperm! Why not?

Tags: copy, brand, trendy, humor, logo

Sperm-Supreme Kids T-Shirt

by EmuChicken
$18
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Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: physeter, sperm-whales, whales, cetaceans, whale

Sperm whale Kids T-Shirt

by chloeyzoard
$18
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Funny radiocarbon dating pick up line. Great gift for the chronologist, paleontologist or geologist. Text says: Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Tags: x131sx, pick-up-line, carbon-sample, carbon-dating, sample

Carbon Sample Kids T-Shirt

by oddmatter
$18
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by RocketLion
$18
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Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: giant-squid, mammal, squid, giant, whale

Sperm whale family Kids T-Shirt

by chloeyzoard
$18
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Let's Sample This!

Tags: cool, hip-hop, sampling, humor-funny, music

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A sperm whale and a pot of petunias falling from the sky, as a reference to Douglas Adam's "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Tags: funny, oh-no-not-again, hello-ground, petunias, dont-panic

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Pygmy sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for whale, ocean and animal lovers. #chloeyzoard #spermwhale #pygmy #sperm #whale #whalelover

Tags: sea-life, whale, animals, animal, marine-mammal

Pygmy sperm whale Kids T-Shirt

by chloeyzoard
$18
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Funny - Politicians are like sperm.

Tags: donald-trump, president, democrat, republican, funny

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A sperm whale and collosal squid in the heat of battle.

Tags: sperm-whale, giant-squid, sea-monster, ocean, cephalopod

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Part of our whales series this stylish high polygon effect design shows the Sperm Whale, also known as the Cachalot. It is the largest toothed predator alive today, has the largest brain of any animal, and uses echolocation extensively

Tags: summer, beach-life, colorful, mammals, sea

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Pretty much as the title says. Do you have to be so graphic?

Tags: sperm, sperm-jokes, simpsons, homer, homer-simpson

Homer Sperm Kids T-Shirt

by NutsnGum
$18

Tags: water, sea-creature, animal, ocean, sea

Sperm Whales Kids T-Shirt

by Elena_ONeill
$18

Tags: memes, pregnant, cum, porn, egg

Pink Sperm Kids T-Shirt

by biologistbabe
$18

Tags: krusty-the-clown, thesimpsons, marge-simpson, bart-simpson, lisa-simpson

Homer Simpson- Sperm Kids T-Shirt

by humoursimpson
$18

Tags: street, streetwear, wu-tang, dope, edm

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Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: kraken, tentacles, squid, giant-squid, sperm-whales

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