Buy this shirt for your best Wingwoman or buy it for yourself the next time you going out winging. Wing-on, wing-lady! WHAT IS A WINGWOMAN? A Wingwoman will unselfishly fan the flames of a budding romantic fire for her friend. She is confident enough to hold her own and will keep a positive attitude, rooting for her friend to get it in. A Wingwoman is merely a prop to ease her friend’s social anxiety, provide her with symmetry on the dance floor, and aid in case an emergency shall arise (she gets stood up).
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There is great unrest in the Nation. Mama Bear's traitorous bandits known throughout the land as the Sleuth Crewth have divided a once peaceful people. Our newly annointed Chief, El Jefe, is the only one who can restore balance to the Republic. We implore you, come out and show support for the Jefederación - Juntos Para Justicia!
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Buy this shirt if you're the Little Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Big! WHAT IS A LITTLE SPOON? It’s the missionary of cuddle positions. But just like missionary, there’s a reason it’s a classic! If you want to take a new spin on a beloved favorite, try also sweetly holding his hand and turning on a movie. Pull that trick a couple times and he’ll be calling you T-Spoon for T-rrific in bed! WARNING: Beware of something poking you in the lower back.
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Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.
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