Kurtis Merch
Description: A Happy Meal toy in the McDonalds "Changeables" lineup, "Kurtis the Divine" is the prehistoric ruler of the Changeiverse. In this digital painting inspired by Dali's "Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus)," Kurtis the Divine can be seen peeking from his clamshell grill as He beams Awesome and Terrible knowledge directly into the Grimace's pineal gland. In the face of a cool and uncaring intelligence such as Kurtis, will the Grimace devolve into a gibbering fool, or sublimate in beatification? In a world of fast-food religion, no Lord is more appropriate than Kurtis the Divine
"The Beatification of the Grimace (Kurtis the Divine Hypercubus)" Posters and Art
by ShapesComic
$10 $14
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Kurtis Conner 2026 The First Annual Kurtis Marathon Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by SPKN
$16 $24
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Kurtis Conner Kurtistown Athletics Blossom Track And Field Baseball T-Shirt
by GebaFyoma Studio
$19 $26
Description: Crisp vintage graphic honoring rap pioneer and first gold record artist Kurtis Blow with chunky gold chains. Pure 80s old school vibe.
Kurtis Blow The Breaks Pioneer Hip Hop Tee Sticker
by Sakura Ninja Arts
$3.15 $3.50