L Ron Hubbard Merch

Description: Radicalize Sea Org!

Description: Show up to your first day of Sea Org in this!

Description: Gameboy portrait of ole LRH to show the world you've gone clear!

Description: From down under to the rarefied atmosphere of America's corridors of power, Elon Musk has forged a bold path. "Forged" does not, of course, mean fabricated. Nor is the word intended to suggest that anyone is a cheap shyster. Thank you. In fact, Musk is the best choice to go to Mars, if it is sufficiently far away.

Description: Tool says learn to swim. We'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Description: Arizona Bay swim club! Courtesy of Tool, Maynard, and one great big festering neon distraction.