Lactose Merch

A hilarious scene where a crocodile is gripping a milk carton with its jaws, looking both perplexed and slightly annoyed. However, the crocodile's expression quickly shifts from curiosity to surprise, then distaste. As its eyes widen, a comical puff of air escapes its butt, creating a playful 'pfffft' sound. Beneath the image, the word "Lactose" is playfully written in bold letters, capturing the essence of the crocodile's unexpected reaction to the milk. It's a whimsical depiction of the crocodile's lactose intolerance, blending humor with a clever wordplay.

Spoiler alert... I don't!

Lactose Intolerant is milky and creamy.... NO it isn't..lol

I love milk, I love cheese, but I've becoming a bit more lactose intolerant as I get older. My heart goes out to the cheeseless, milkless folks out there. This version has the original LACTOSE INTOLERANT logo design, plus a gnarly rib cage illustration.

Have you acquired any lactose today? For all of you great science nerds out there.

Lactose Tolerant Funny Design

Lactose intolerant makes my tummy hurt

Cannot digest milk properly!

lack toes and taller ants

A doctor breaks the bad news to a Lactose Intolerant Cow

I love milk, I love cheese, but I've becoming a bit more lactose intolerant as I get older. My heart goes out to the cheeseless, milkless folks out there.

Branding pun, I can't unsea.

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Harold the Lactose Intolerant Milk Carton

Honestly, the results aren't pretty!

Whether you suffer from lactose intolerance or simply prefer a lactose-free diet, this lactose-free logo is perfect for expressing your identity. Also available in black.

Dairy be scary

I am lactose intolerant. And it is not easy. I've been at war with dairy since the day I was born. Hence, this funny design :)

Power to the lactose intolerant

I love milk, I love cheese, but I've becoming a bit more lactose intolerant as I get older. My heart goes out to the cheeseless, milkless folks out there. This has the original LACTOSE INTOLERANT logo design, plus a gnarly ribcage illustration. This is the "milk white" variant of the design.

I have allergies.

Lactose Tolerant --- Original Metal Design

I'm not single, not taken, only in a toxic relationship with lactose. It's hard to love cheese while it hurts you.

Lack Toes In Toddler Ants. Make sure you have an epee pen.

It's a Croc with a Funny and intentional WARNING SIGN, great for Kids.

I'm lactose intolerant

Even if you are careful in life, things may contain traces of an apocalypse.....and milk. Do not stop enjoying life, embrace the apocalypse! If you like my work follow me on Instagram @comicrocosmos

ironic lactose intolerence joke

Intolerant to Lactose & Idiots

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Let everyone know you're tolerant to lactose.

Lactose Intolerant (Lack Toast and Tolerant, Lack Toes in Toddler Ants)

Introducing the Lactose-Free T-Shirt, the perfect blend of humor and allergy awareness! This funny milk shirt is an oddly specific tee that's ideal for your lactose intolerant friends or as a gift for someone with allergies. With a cringy yet hilarious cow moto, it's a unique addition to the collection of GenZ humor and dairy-free shirts. This vegan t-shirt features a distressed design, making it a standout choice for those who love funny lactose shirts and quirky gifts for friends. Embrace the dairy-free life with this must-have, allergy awareness tee!

Introducing the Lactose-Free T-Shirt, the perfect blend of humor and allergy awareness! This funny milk shirt is an oddly specific tee that's ideal for your lactose intolerant friends or as a gift for someone with allergies. With a cringy yet hilarious cow moto, it's a unique addition to the collection of GenZ humor and dairy-free shirts. This vegan t-shirt features a distressed design, making it a standout choice for those who love funny lactose shirts and quirky gifts for friends. Embrace the dairy-free life with this must-have, allergy awareness tee!

Cute black cat sitting next to a bowl of cream