Laura Dern Merch

Description: Laura Dern

Description: The incomparable Laura Dern is here and she’s ready to fight some velociraptors!

Description: Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Description: Laura Dern

Description: Hey folks, Kevin T. Porter here! I love Laura Dern and her work so I designed and made these shirts for me and my friends to wear to The Last Jedi. We took a pic and Laura Dern saw it and re-Instagrammed it. Then Reese Witherspoon saw them and wanted them! Then she took a pic, Instagrammed it, then a lot of people wanted them! Mark Hamill wanted one for goodness sake's! This is a classic case of a goof that's gotten out of hand so it seemed like the only next step was to sell them! I didn't want to make any money off of them so per Laura's request, all proceeds will go to to the Time's Up Legal Defense Fund so every purchase is for a good cause. Enjoy the shirts and may you all FEEL THE DERN. -Kevin T. Porter

Description: Laura Dern

Description: Laura Dern

Description: Laura Dern Vintage Portrait Retro Artwork

Description: Laura Dern Jurassic Park Ellie Sattler Retro Collage

Description: Dinosaurs Eat Man, Woman Inherits The Earth. Iconic words from your favourite paleobotanist!

Description: You know them from their hit songs "Waste of Time" & "Professionals"! They are the FABULOUS STAINS and they don't put out. On tour with The Metal Corpses and The Looters!

Description: Hand drawn illustration inspired by the 1990 movie Wild at Heart directed by David Lynch starring Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern

Description: Embrace the 80s with this insane mash-up of Blue Velvet and Precious Moments. Buy one for your granny!

Description: I do not own the copyrights of the original image.

Description: Hand drawn illustration inspired by the 1990 movie Wild at Heart directed by David Lynch starring Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern

Description: Treat me like a fool

Description: And I can see blue velvet through my tears...

Description: Wild At Heart

Description: Wild At Heart

Description: A portrait of Ellie from Jurassic Park, originally done in gel pen.

Description: Vintage Blue Velvet

Description: Series

Description: That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

Description: Minimalist Japanese poster artwork for David Lynch's Wild at Heart featuring bold red lettering and cinematic retro style.

Description: Tribute to the Wild at Heart movie and one of the craziest Nic Cage performances!

Description: Cinematic Portrait Film Artwork

Description: "If you are truly wild at heart, you'll fight for your dreams."

Description: David Lynch's Blue Velvet

Description: Doctor Ellie Sattler, played by the Emmy Award Winning Laura Dern, as seen in Jurassic Park.

Description: One of the best TV shows of all time as a Game cartridge!

Description: Ellie and Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park

Description: Eraserhead, 1977 masterpiece by David Lynch.

Description: It's a metaphor for the whole movie, folks

Description: Director credit shirt from WILD AT HEART

Description: Inspired by GUI 250 - JW Dominion: Horny Divorcee Ellie Sattler. Show the world you know how to literally just hold out your hand and control dinosaurs!