Leave Early Merch

Description: Irish Goodbye: Now You See Me, Now You Don't

Description: Funny design for when you don't want to be there.

Description: Perfect for introverts, social drinkers, or anyone who loves a good laugh about ducking out before the party ends. This design mixes humor, wit, and self-awareness with effortless charm.

Description: Sarcastic quote for when you just want to get out of there.

Description: Funny design for when you didn't want to come and can't wait to make your exit.

Description: Leave Your Mark Vote Early "Leave Your Mark, Vote Early" turns the fingerprint into a ballot — the one mark that's unmistakably yours, the one power can't erase or duplicate. Half urgency, half identity: a red-to-black fingerprint building toward a checked box, because your print is your proof you showed up. This design channels the moment personal identity becomes political action, urging early turnout before the window closes. Part of Puff Sumo's civic accountability series alongside "Under His Thumb" — for anyone who knows their vote is the one thing that's truly, unmistakably theirs.

Description: I’m Not Irish But I’ll Leave Early

Description: I'm Not Irish But I'll Leave Early design

Description: I'm Not Irish But I'll Leave Early design

Description: Master the art of the perfect Irish exit! Express your true introverted spirit with this hilarious "My Favorite Party Is Leaving Early" design. Perfect for homebodies, low-social-battery legends, and introverts who attend the event just to say they came before sneaking back home. Makes a fantastic gift for friends who love an early night in.

Description: An illustration of comedy superstar Patti Harrison delivering her iconic line as Tracy in the new printer sketch from I Think You Should Leave. She may think that she's not popular at all, but we all know the opposite is true!

Description: A design with a funny quote or artwork is a trendy and lighthearted addition to any wardrobe. This design is perfect for casual occasions such as a weekend outing, a trip to the beach, or running errands.

Description: Do you like funny outfits with funny sayings, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes? Grab this design as a perfect present for any event. Put it on for laughs when you are out on the town.

Description: Dog owner pet lover design featuring "My Dog Is My Favorite Excuse To Leave Early". Perfect for Golden Retriever parents and canine enthusiasts.

Description: Dark blue text makes a playful case for leaving work early when you're really in love. This Shirt design blends workplace wishful thinking with a romantic sense of humor.

Description: Do you love a funny outfit filled with sarcasm and wit? Then this design is just for you! Makes a great ice breaker at parties or social gatherings and is also great for everyday wear.

Description: You Should Be Allowed To Leave Work Early If You Are Really In Love Relatable Office Romance Vibe And Witty Love Joke Perfect Casual Wear Gift For Office Workers, Romantics, Sarcasm Lovers, Besties, And Friends.

Description: Retro aesthetic outdoor camping adventure featuring mountains, tents, and starry night skies.

Description: Currently calculating how soon I can leave! This hilarious workplace quote captures the daily struggle of sitting through endless meetings, watching the clock, and pretending to be productive while mentally planning your escape. Perfect for office workers, corporate employees, tired professionals, and anyone counting down the minutes until quitting time.

Description: Most Likely To Leave Early funny holiday graphic. Featuring a red Santa hat, candy canes, cute running reindeers with festive hats, colorful holiday lights, and snowflakes. Perfect for family matching pajamas, Christmas morning photos, ugly sweater parties, and introverts who love leaving gatherings early.

Description: Great for people who hate mornings, tired students, gardeners and anyone dragging themselves to work.

Description: THEY SHOULD LET YOU LEAVE WORK EARLY IF YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE & PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

Description: Bold yellow block letters deliver the sweetest greeting and the fastest goodbye: hey bestie, so happy to see you, now please leave by the time on that little clock. Made for introverts, homebodies, and anyone whose social battery runs out right on schedule. A funny gift for best friends, housewarming parties, and the host who loves you but also loves an early night.

Description: Always the plan.

Description: A sarcastic anti-social design featuring a grumpy coffee cup walking out a door, paired with bold humorous typography.

Description: "CURRENTLY CALCULATING HOW SOON I CAN LEAVE" appears in four stacked lines of bold condensed ivory capitals. The clean rectangular arrangement keeps the sarcastic message simple and easy to read. Shirt

Description: Perfect for introverts, office workers, students, teachers, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor about social situations. This funny quote design celebrates the joy of making a quick exit from group activities with wit and personality. A great gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates relatable introvert humor.

Description: Karen Walker from "Will & Grace", as usual says what we all want to say but don't dare. She is a QUEEN!

Description: A bold minimalist quote artwork featuring the phrase “Can I Go Home Now?” Perfect for homebodies, introverts, tired humor fans, social battery jokes, work humor, party humor, relatable quote lovers, and anyone who would rather be at home.

Description: Perfect for introverts, office workers, students, teachers, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor about social situations. This funny quote design celebrates the joy of making a quick exit from group activities with wit and personality. A great gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates relatable introvert humor.

Description: ew, people

Description: It's Too Early Stop Talking Morning

Description: Most Likely to do an Irish Goodbye

Description: Live Laugh Leave By 9 design

Description: Live Laugh Leave By 9 design

Description: Live Laugh Leave By 9 design