Lie To Merch
Description: Why is it that we can't quit those who hurt us? It's as though, somehow, we NEED that pain to feel alive. No matter how often they lie, we always always want to believe that the next time they'll tell the truth. That perhaps, just this once, there really WILL be cake. But even if not this time, the continued hope for the future makes us crave every deception, as each one brings us closer to that time when it can and will and must finally be true. Inspired by the "Portal" mythos and vintage tattoo illustrations.
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You
Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You Shorts
by Schmeler Hammes
$27
i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that's all i ever wanted. Tote
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$20
i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that's all i ever wanted. Hat
by CosmicEquine Art
$19
Description: "I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd Most Told Lie. The 1st One is 'I Have Read and Agreed to the Terms and Conditions.'" T-Shirt – For the Master of Sarcasm If you’re someone who’s perfected the art of saying "I'm fine" when, in reality, you’re anything but, this "I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd Most Told Lie. The 1st One is 'I Have Read and Agreed to the Terms and Conditions.'" T-shirt is for you. It’s a witty and sarcastic way to embrace the little white lies we all tell every day. Why They’ll Love It Perfectly Relatable: A hilarious nod to the lies we all tell to get through the day, with a sharp sense of humor. Clever Design: Features bold, eye-catching text that turns everyday phrases into laugh-out-loud truths.
I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd most told lie. The 1st one is “I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.” T-Shirt
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$24
Description: "I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd Most Told Lie. The 1st One is 'I Have Read and Agreed to the Terms and Conditions.'" T-Shirt – For the Master of Sarcasm If you’re someone who’s perfected the art of saying "I'm fine" when, in reality, you’re anything but, this "I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd Most Told Lie. The 1st One is 'I Have Read and Agreed to the Terms and Conditions.'" T-shirt is for you. It’s a witty and sarcastic way to embrace the little white lies we all tell every day. Why They’ll Love It Perfectly Relatable: A hilarious nod to the lies we all tell to get through the day, with a sharp sense of humor. Clever Design: Features bold, eye-catching text that turns everyday phrases into laugh-out-loud truths.
I'm Fine (phr.) The 2nd most told lie. The 1st one is “I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.” Sticker
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$3.50
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You
Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You Tote
by Schmeler Hammes
$20
Description: End the BIG Lie, end voter suppression, end GOP Corruption, end gerrymandering, end DARK MONEY, support women's right to choose, truth in Gov't, free and fair elections.
DEMAND THE TRUTH - STOP the BIG LIE! - End VOTER SUPPRESSION! Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Vagabond_Folk_Art
$35
Description: For an English teacher, an English student, or anyone in any work environment, this habit is undeniable. We use the promise of a highly productive future morning to completely excuse our current state of extreme laziness. An English teacher will look at an ungraded stack of tests at five in the evening and decide that the next sunrise will somehow grant them endless energy. An English student will close their heavy textbook late at night, fully convinced they will wake up three hours early to finish the chapter. In any work context, an employee will completely ignore an urgent message, assuming tomorrow will be much less chaotic. We constantly trust our future selves to handle the exact problems we refuse to solve today.
Description: There is a moment online when a website presents you with several pages of rules. Then comes the little checkbox waiting for your approval. Naturally, you scroll past everything at record speed, click the box, and continue with your day like you just completed an important reading assignment. Nobody knows what they agreed to, what rights they surrendered, or whether the document specifically contains a clause requiring them to name their best friend after the company CEO. The funniest part is how normal this behavior has become nowadays when looking for a job. We’ll spend twenty minutes comparing snack flavors but apparently have three seconds available for a document covering dozens of pages. Scroll, click, accept, move on. Problem solved.
i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that's all i ever wanted. Kids T-Shirt
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$19
i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that's all i ever wanted. Mug
by CosmicEquine Art
$18
Description: Offspring punk rock shirt — "Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time". vintage screen-print design for Offspring fans, pop punk, skate punk, punk rock gift, retro punk, concert band, punk rock album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Offspring gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1994.
Description: Offspring punk rock shirt — "Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time". vintage screen-print design for Offspring fans, punk, rock, metal, 90s, 70s, 80s lovers and collectors. The perfect Offspring gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2008.
Description: My unique illustration of Bob Mortimer's "Lie" on the TV show Would I Lie To You. It shows Bob Mortimer in the bath with a floating egg added by Chris Rea.
Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, "I've popped an egg in for ya" Would I Lie To You? T-Shirt
by SM art Originals
$24
Description: A woman casually puts the call on speaker so everybody can hear the lie firsthand. This bold retro-style meme design mixes phone drama, savage humor, and a perfectly petty punchline.
Hold On, Lemme Put You on Speaker — So You Can Lie to Everybody Kids Hoodie
by The Haunted Sketchbook
$36
