Lockdown Merch
Description: Let’s play Variant Bingo 2022, the Covid-19 bingo game where we all hope we don’t mark off the entire bingo sheet. Two of the coronavirus variants have already marked off, with luck we won’t ever see the Omega variant. A distressed effect design with white text and purple virus dabs.
Variant Bingo 2022, a Covid-19 variant bingo card with two variants already marked off Pillow
by RobiMerch
$23 $28
Description: Look, I'm not saying it wasn't a terrible time: you had your novel virus on a speed date with evolution, your resultant mass death, and, on top of that, some unhinged orange twit shouting at us to drink horse dewormer and own the libs. Those parts were bad. And grandma learning how to use video calling apps? That was bad, too. But, you also had work from home, empty grocery store parking lots, and built-in excuses to not ever go anywhere. I mean...
Description: In American History, Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president of the United States, who championed for freedom and liberty. If you stand against socialism, communism and communist dystopia, this American president Abe Lincoln quote on freedom is for you.
President Abraham Lincoln Quote On Freedom - Libertarian Phone Case
by CultureWars
$17 $23
Description: Show your support for Quinyon Mitchell, the Eagles' rising star, with this alternate Quinyonomo Bay design. Highlighting his lockdown rookie season and unstoppable defensive skills, this illustration captures the grit and determination that earned him his iconic nickname. A must-have for Eagles fans and football lovers who want to celebrate the next big defensive superstar in style.
Quinyonomo Bay – Lockdown Rookie Quinyon Mitchell Illustration Hat
by HauzKat Designs Shop
$12 $19
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
