Lollygagger Merch

Description: A town guard says.

Description: A town guard says.

Description: Some people hustle. Others have credentials. This design is for the proudly unbothered, fully qualified Certified Lollygagger who turns “I’ll be there in five” into a lifestyle choice. Cool fact: “Lollygag” has been around since at least the 1800s, originally meaning to idle about or dawdle in a delightfully aimless way.

Description: Inevitable.

Description: A stark black background features two lines of large, off-white, distressed lettering. The top line reads "PROFESSIONAL" and the bottom line reads "LOLLYGAGGER". Each letter is subtly textured with black speckles and small clusters of darker specks, giving a worn appearance.

Description: Are you a lollygagger? Are you late everywhere you go? Do people have to cajole you to get you to keep up? Do you know a lollygagger? Well... this hand-crafted piece of Americana can illustrate to the rest of the world just what a burden you are on those around you. Celebrate it! Go lollygag right now! And wear this shirt whilst doing it!

Description: Anybody can be a procrastinator. It takes a special kind of person to be a Lollygagger.

Description: Perfect for fans of witty work humor and self-deprecating jokes. Makes a great gift for students, office workers, teachers, coworkers, freelancers, remote employees, and anyone who appreciates clever productivity memes.

Description: Are you the type of person who goofs off, lazy, linger, loafer, fiddles around? If so, then this funny lollygagger design is specially for you. Enjoy a laugh with family and friends.

Description: Tomfoolery is defined as: silly or foolish behavior, especially if your name is Tom.