Long Boi Merch

Description: The tallest mallard duck on campus!

Description: Slim Jim Long Boi Gang, as invented by Heckoffsupreme.

Description: Two adorable black kitty cats going in for a hug and a cuddle. Written on them it says "long boi love."

Description: L O N G B O I - black and white version

Description: Retro illustration featuring an adorable dachshund dog dressed in a ghost sheet costume standing between two pumpkins with bats and stars.

Description: A cute cartoon pinkish rainbow elephant with an elongated torso!

Description: A hilarious, child-like stick figure drawing of an absurdly long inline-6 tuner car engine. Featuring wobbly crayon lines and funny labels like "Long Boi," "Row of Fire," and "Boost Juice," this naive art blueprint is the perfect funny gift for JDM fans, drift mechanics, and gearheads who love a stretched-out motor.

Description: The longest good boi there ever was.

Description: Do you like big dogs and can't lie? This fun design featuring a dachshund and the phrase "I like big mutts and I cannot lie" is a perfect nod to dog lovers and those who enjoy good humor. It's ideal for mixed-breed dog owners, pun fans, and those who don't take life too seriously. Make everyone laugh while celebrating your love of puppies!

Description: boop-noodle, long boi, slippery tube dude, snek, nope-rope, danger-noodle, hazard spaghetti, spicy noodles, caution ramen, murder spagurder, slim boi, noodle ball

Description: Anteater is a common name for the four extant mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua commonly known for eating ants and termites. The individual species have other names in English and other languages. Together with the sloths, they are within the order Pilosa.

Description: Whippets are so elegant!