Long Boi Merch

Description: The tallest mallard duck on campus!

Description: Slim Jim Long Boi Gang, as invented by Heckoffsupreme.

Description: Two adorable black kitty cats going in for a hug and a cuddle. Written on them it says "long boi love."

Description: L O N G B O I - black and white version

Description: A cute cartoon pinkish rainbow elephant with an elongated torso!

Description: The longest good boi there ever was.

Description: Do you like big dogs and can't lie? This fun design featuring a dachshund and the phrase "I like big mutts and I cannot lie" is a perfect nod to dog lovers and those who enjoy good humor. It's ideal for mixed-breed dog owners, pun fans, and those who don't take life too seriously. Make everyone laugh while celebrating your love of puppies!

Description: boop-noodle, long boi, slippery tube dude, snek, nope-rope, danger-noodle, hazard spaghetti, spicy noodles, caution ramen, murder spagurder, slim boi, noodle ball

Description: Anteater is a common name for the four extant mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua commonly known for eating ants and termites. The individual species have other names in English and other languages. Together with the sloths, they are within the order Pilosa.

Description: Whippets are so elegant!