1000th Happy Haunt Long Sleeve T-Shirts

There are 999 Happy Haunts and there is always room for 1 more... Is that you? This sign tells everyone who you are, a little easter egg for those who know.

Did you bring your death certificate? No? thats okay, when you wear this shirt youll always carry it with you.

There were 999 happy haunts...and they had room for one more.

There's always room for one more - let those silly spooks you're ready to socialize!

When the rope drops...they're off!! Watch out for the thrilling action of electric mobility scooters zooming past you! Who will be the first to make it to the fast pass without taking about a few slow-poke pedestrians along the way?