Better Off Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Better Off Dead Inspired Design

I Want Some Too!

You would be wise to do as Mother says, Lane Myer!

I want my two dollars!

vail resorts is the bad guy in the 80's ski movies who want to take over your local mountain and turn it into a corporate shithole.

Don't forget to "Pat The Pig" as you try to impress the French foreign exchange student.

THIS IS PURE SNOW!

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I want my two dollars!

ITS PURE SNOW

This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Hit the slopes in style with our "Go That Way Really Fast" snow skiing design, inspired by the classic wisdom from "Better Off Dead"! Embrace the thrill of downhill adventure with this rad design that captures the essence of Lane Myer's epic skiing mantra. It's a call to shred the mountain with confidence and a dash of '80s flick nostalgia. So, channel your inner Lane, blaze your trail down the powdery slopes, and let the world know you're not just skiing; you're skiing with style!

Everybody Wants Some Burgers from Better off Dead

For any Cusack or Better Off fans of good homestyle cooking.

K12 Certified ski instructors that teach you the basics, like using only one ski.

Celebrate your favorite '80s comedy with this unique design!

Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. The doctor says she’ll be okay, but she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for a while.

Ricky from better off dead

Everybody Wants Some!

If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Everybody Wants Some!

Everybody Wants Some! Lookin' good today, pal; lookin' real good!

Everybody wants some! Inspired by the 1985 classic comedy Better Off Dead starring John Cusack.

Better Off Dead quote from Johnny the paper boy

I know where you can score some... some great merch. Alright that was cheezy.

Better off dead dinner attire

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The K-12

Hit the slopes with our Better Off Dead-inspired design that captures the daring spirit of Lane Myer's legendary K-12 ski run! This design is a stylish homage to Lane's epic quest for love and triumph on the slopes. Whether you're a skiing enthusiast or just embracing life's challenges, display this design as a reminder to approach every journey with determination and a touch of '80s flair.

Probably the funniest thing about the movie

The relentless (but kinda in the right) Johnny Gasparini from Steve Holland's classic, "Better Off Dead" just wants to get what he's rightfully due.

The Price is Right

Everybody Wants Some

Ricky portrait psychedelic