Christmas Story Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: You'll shoot your eye out

Description: must be italian!

Description: open 365 days

Description: "You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Description: You'll shoot your eye out!

Description: What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Description: You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

Description: Christmas Story Leg Lamp - It's A Major Award

Description: Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Description: "You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Description: None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

Description: The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Description: Capture a moment of holiday humor with this unique decorative item. Display the iconic phrase from a beloved festive tale adding a touch of lighthearted nostalgia to your space.

Description: He Looks Like A Pink Nightmare Ralphie Parker Christmas Story

Description: Christmas Story Red Ryder BB Gun

Description: Christmas Story Chop Suey Palace - Try the Chinese Turkey!

Description: Capture the holiday hilarity with our 'Pink Nightmare Christmas Story' T-Shirt. Perfect for fans of the beloved Christmas film, this shirt features a design inspired by Ralphie's infamous pink bunny suit. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s a must-have for any holiday movie enthusiast. Order yours now and bring a touch of nostalgic fun to your wardrobe

Description: Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

Description: This is the summary of my christmas story

Description: Bunny Suit

Description: He looks like a pink nightmare!

Description: Get those mangy hounds in shape

Description: erry Christmas - Funny Ralphie Pink Bunny Costume Design Tee Funny Christmas Tee Design. Ralphie Pink Bunny Costume. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas - Ralphie Pink Bunny Costume - Funny Graphic.

Description: Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Description: Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Description: a very high quality

Description: Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Funny Christmas Story Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

Description: Major award

Description: It's a major award!

Description: So help me God, he had yellow eyes! Scut Farkus and his bully sidekick from A Christmas Story

Description: design based on drawing inspired by A Christmas Story

Description: Just a Christmas story

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Description: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Description: Curse Club