David Schitt Long Sleeve T-Shirts

If heaven had a creek, it would be this one!

Why would anyone think it's real milk? It says body milk right on the package? Do you drink it?!?! It's milk-FOR YOUR BODY.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

A souvenir from the most happening place in the middle of nowhere!

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Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Hello, my name is WHAT?! Chika chika chika Rolandooo

Schitt's Creek's David Rose explains to Stevie Budd his pansexuality, with a reference to wines in the General Store. Perfect t-shirt to wear to a pride march, or gay bar.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

The Café Tropical is a restaurant located in Schitt's Creek. It serves standard café food, but also specializes in a number options such as Mexican and Mediterranean cuisine. The café also puts "Hawaiian" next to most dishes on the menu to give the food more of a tropical feeling. For vegetarians, meat can be removed from most dishes.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Ooh burn, David.

“ew david!” - Alexis Rose but also me every day of my life

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican! Perfect gift for a Schitt's Creek fan

Schitt's Creek and popcorn in movie theater banner.

Did you work at Rose Video? They gave you free popcorn went you rented, how cool!

Shitts Creek Moira Rose funny quotes

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

If there is something that you want me to change (color, placement etc…) please contact me! I will try my best to satisfy you :)

If there is something that you want me to change (color, placement etc…) please contact me! I will try my best to satisfy you :)

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studio

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studio

Here’s what you do, David, you just... you fold it in.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studio