Festivus Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Kenny Bania is a fellow comedian with whom Jerry frequently comes into contact on the New York City comedy circuit. He is a "hack" standup comedian, much loathed by Jerry. Bania is portrayed by Steve Hytner.

Created from high quality photos of original paintings of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer as a fly, spider, mantis, and moth respectively. What’s the deal with this shirt?!

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Scrooge: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!” For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

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"K uger, that sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K uger, K uger"

Del Boca Vista Retirement Community Seinfeld.

Sunshine Carpet Cleaners is the name of the carpet cleaning business, which doubles as a front used to brainwash people and recruit them into a religious cult from the Seinfeld season 8 episode 141, "The Checks." In the episode, Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to get converted, but they're not interested in him. Naturally upset, George hires the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they still reject him, yet find a new recruit in his boss, Mr. Wilhelm. He joins and takes the name of Tania, the name Patty Hearst took after she was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and later arrives with the crew to clean Jerry's apartment.

David Puddy in 8-ball glory.

It's the truth tho.

It may not be a passionate doodle, but it's a doodle damnit!

We don't care and it shows.

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.

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Elaine Dancing Viral Meme. Perfect gift for the Seinfeld obsessed, meme lover in your life, or yourself! Check out our store for similar content.

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

Vanilla and Chocolate

Del Boca Vista - Vintage Tv Show. Cool design with nostalgia for tv show fan.

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Another holiday!

Santa's elves are the original Generation Snowflake! Impress your friends with this unique, witty holiday-themed design.

Festivus for the Rest of Us is for airing of grievances and feats of strength.

Elevate your day with our 'Festivus Day' tee from the 'Day' series, a hipster and ironic celebration of those colloquial days we all know and love. This straight-to-the-point, hilarious shirt encapsulates the Festivus spirit, bringing a touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe. Here's a Festivus fact for you: The fictional holiday of Festivus, popularized by the TV show Seinfeld, includes traditions such as the 'Airing of Grievances' and the 'Feats of Strength.' It's the perfect day to embrace the quirks and humor of this expressive tee!

Embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus for the rest of us! An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular and non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength.

I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

Because The Mail Never Stops.

Monk's Cafe

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Kramerica Industries / Faded (Black) 90s Style Logo Original Design

Celebrate the greatest holiday....Festivus! If you got a lot of problems with people...this is the shirt for you!

Joy! Because joy. Be joyful... especially at Christmas... but year round. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.