Festivus Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Black metal is cool... so is metal core... so is Death metal... so. using those fonts for Christmas shirts is always a good idea. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

A Festivus sweater for the rest of us

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.

"Where living has no limits"

So ready for the airing of grievances.

Christmas cookies

Joy! Because joy. Be joyful... especially at Christmas... but year round. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Great gift for a Seinfeld fan

Black metal is cool... so is metal core... so is Death metal... so. using those fonts for Christmas shirts is always a good idea. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Click beetle identified as Selatosomus festivus

Logo parody reveals the theme of the show

Because The Mail Never Stops.

As seen worn by Morty Seinfeld.. and the Dominicans.

Gerald Isaac Stiller (born June 8, 1927) is an American comedian and actor. He spent many years in the comedy team Stiller and Meara with his wife, Anne Meara. He later played Frank Costanza on the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and Arthur Spooner on the CBS comedy series The King of Queens.

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A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

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I Declare This - The Summer Of George!

Simple white letters on black background: "So ready for the airing of grievances." We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. Next: Feats of strength.

Remember Jerry ... It's Not A Lie... If You Believe It

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ..

Are you needing a last minute Christmas or Festivus gift? How bout a donation in the name of your friend or loved one to the Human Fund! The Human Fund provides money for people. That's as clear as we're willing to be. It has a certain understated stupidity.

A beautiful design for Christmas, full of gifts, lights and decorations

Say Vandelay Industries! Building better latex, matches, corn and potato chips, and diapers for xenomorphs.

Jerry, HELLO!

Seinfeld's Hometown

mr pitt and Elaine

It may not be a passionate doodle, but it's a doodle damnit!

Seinfeld - Jerry & George & Elaine & Kramer.

All Holidays Matter - Front Why does christmas think it's special!? There are over 4000 recognized faiths in the world. #SubversiveWare Subversive Ware SubversiveWare

Festivus cannot go forward without the airing of grievances.

Scrooge: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”

Green and Gold Noel!

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ....

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!! Support your national soccer team with the whole family and share your pride. Get one as a gift for that hardcore soccer fan in your family and they'll be sure to wear it to the next game with pride!

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