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SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

I'm concentrated awesome

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

Your mama was a snow blower

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Short Circuit 2 was a real american tale of xenophobia - hard working robot Johnny Five comes to the big city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. Beat down by reality, here is Johnny Five getting disassembled. Never forget!

Stand By Me x Abbey Road

This was inspired by my cousin and her fight for recovery. She is a little sassy one and this quote will be the perfect pick me up for her sassy self.

While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

"It's Like Beer"

He needs Input

Johnny 5 is alive.

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

Short Girl

From the movie "Short Circuit"

A classic trio, minimalized.

8os movie short circuit poster based on the film

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

Hold on to your potatoes!

I'm an archaeologist. He's an archaeologist. We're an archaeologist. Be an archaeologist. Wouldn't you like to Be an archaeologist too?

Too Short

Johnny 5

From Three Amigos.

Johnny Five is alive! input-input woo-woo! Inspired by Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

Inspired by the movie Short Circuit - This the company the built Johnny 5

Life is short and so am I: modern and funny design for short people with a sense of humor. Black text version.

This is an illustration that combines Johnny 5 and the Johnny B Goode scene from the famous 1980s movie about traveling through time.

Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

I'm alive

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"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Johnny Five ( Short Circuit) and WALL-E , like father, like son.