Izzard Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirts

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including cartoon versions.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" The inimitable Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill tour. Also available in white and red.

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" The inimitable Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill tour. Also available in white and black.

Squirrel Scratchboard Izzard Quote

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including this design in red.

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including this design in white.

Simple white letters on black background: "I believe in cowardice and sandwiches." You gotta believe in something. Cowardice and sandwiches are decent choices, really. Thanks Eddie, we love you forever :)