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We all know the story. "You go to push the Orc off the Cliff, (net fail) but instead you gently caress his back, he is now uncomfortable. The Orc reflexively goes to crush your larynx in response (critical failure) but instead intwines his fingers in your hair. You fear another net one could mean an awkward letter home in the morning. Years and several critical fails later, Borgog, Scourge of the Thundercaves thinks back on how he met his husband Tuergar Trueheart and chuckles, a different time for sure. He goes back to weeding the garden." (Unknown Facebooker DM) Be reminded of this wonderful tale everywhere you go.
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