Oh Fudge Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Home of the Chinese Turkey

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

Ralphie Parker's face. Ralphie is the main character in the 1983 classic A Christmas Story

My grandfather and I are huge fans, it's a tradition to watch it every year.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

this is a funny, high quality t-shirt and a perfect gift for Christmas!

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

Dun dun dun!

It's one of your favorite Christmas characters in adorable cartoon form.

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

Christmas only comes once a year

I'll do it in four minutes, time me!

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

You can't shoot your eye out with a wreath!

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

I said some crazy stuff

or was it an icicle?

Punishment made me go blind

just like that it was gone, all gone

surely a little bribe never hurt

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

A pink nightmare. Take it off!