Snark Long Sleeve T-Shirts

The shade thrown by Mariah in this quote will be a meme for the ages.

Yeah, that makes me a boomer, but I've lived longer than you have.

trading cards for rich people

Stay at least 92 million miles away at all times.

Off my Democracy

If this isn't self-explanatory, you should get it for someone else.

don't do vegetables, eat your school. sage advice.

skinny people who tried to give me diet tips. Do not harass the fat person.

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

Do you live on Planet Snark? Is "sardonic" your second language and "cynical" your third? Do you do deadpan more than you do straight talk? Maybe this design is for you.

And she hates your face

Illustration of a cat lady who just doesn’t want to hear any more problems. Take a number.

self explanatory

Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

seems to have malfunctioned

Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

and I's still eating mine plain?

Back Up

stays in the black hole

"This is my second rodeo" in white old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

"Woke up this mornin', got a new shirt, got a new shirt in your caaart.." Or at least Adi certainly hopes you do with this new design, complete with font inspired by that famous Mob show who's name I probably can't use for fear of Network Copyright Bots ... but you can show your support by making sure your online shopping experience doesn't just suddenly

I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

Ladies, this one's for you! Let every human everywhere know that you are not to be trifled with, and to treat you like the take no prisoners royalty you are with the emblem of the Queen of Snark Style!

protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

Doesn't mean it won't be a good time

The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

When you're a little sassy and a little fancy, and maybe you're rich or maybe you just want people to think you are... you're bougie or your boujee but either way you're just the coolest. Available in other colors.

metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

I am disabled and since I have to live with chronic illness (POTS, Ehlers Danlos, and fibromyalgia) I get to make snarky sarcastic comments about it, and host a podcast Invisible Not Broken

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

is not as good as plain old stupidity

sometimes, things just don't work.

as humble as I am

I have been feeling really snarky lately.