Snark Tapestries

If this isn't self-explanatory, you should get it for someone else.

master of snark

But seriously. They're annoying.

And she hates your face

Snark is science

Get this for world war one rare aircraft memorabilia collectors showing a blueprint schematic diagram style design of a Sopwith Snark British prototype triplane fighter aircraft.

Get this for world war one rare aircraft memorabilia collectors showing a cutout silhouette style design of a Sopwith Snark British prototype triplane fighter aircraft.

The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

The Beavers Tale - The Hunting Of The Snark

The Bellman - The Hunting Of The Snark

The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

It Was A Boojum - The Hunting Of The Snark

CMYK Typographic design

SNARK! typography set in CMYK

Game Stop Snark!

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in warm aqua and coral orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

Simple white letters on black background: "salty". Sometimes righteous irritation is the only correct response. Other times, you're just being petty (that design's here too; take a look around).

Simple white letters on black background: "coulda woulda shoulda". Ehhhhh *shrug* maybe there are some things you coulda done differently, but no regrets, hey? Unless you decided not to get vaxxed. Regret that, and then rectify it while you can.

Meme: "crikey" in pastel rainbow repeated letters. It's old and corny and yet it's retro and hip at the same time. So channel your fave Australian with this design.

Simple white letters on black background: "average punter". We can't all be exceptional and you know what? That is FINE. The average punter thinks simple white text on a black background is pretty fine.

Elephant in the room - bright red and yellow with an elephant in primitive art style and retro letters (plus bonus monstera leaf). A tongue in cheek take on a classic saying in bold tropical colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Heaven must be missing a really stupid angel.

For all the good-hearted boomers out there - "woke boomer". Cos you're not getting more conservative as you get older - you're getting more compassionate. For those who remember flower power, peace signs, and the summer of love.

Simple white letters on black background: "Got smallpox? Me neither. Thanks science!" Science beats your opinion, and your YouTube diving, and what racist Uncle Tucker said at dinner. Get vaxxed. Be healthy. That's science.

Simple white letters on black background: "[gay judgment]". Are any more words needed? Didn't think so.

Meme: "crikey" in bright rainbow repeated letters. It's old and corny and yet it's hip at the same time. So channel your fave Australian with this design.

Elephant in the room - bright red and yellow pattern with elephants in primitive art style and retro letters (plus bonus monstera leaves). A tongue in cheek take on a classic saying in bold tropical colors.

"Oh my days!" "Glory!" Well carry me out with the tongs!" Some of the most picturesque old slang sayings are those you'd hear your grandma say in surprise or happiness. Here in a vintage script font and mod colors.

It's not me. It's you.

Don't use your snippy voice on me a life quote about snarky, snark, sassy, copping an attitude or otherwise being rude and a rude tone of voice. Especially great for parents! Order now.

"Luddite" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you. Also available in white.

Are you one of the less than 1% of the world's population who's fluent in 5 languages? It doesn't matter what 5 they are, you're still elite. Tell the world (in 1 language or all 5) what you're fluent in!

Simple white letters on black background: "YOU'RE ON MUTE". How many times have you had to say this to people on Zoom this past year or so? In real life perhaps it's wishful thinking.