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A Star Nation called the P'nti (say pon-tee) have been operating out of a facility beneath the Sandia Mountain in central New Mexico (USA) now for thousands of years. They have recently published a manual teaching Earth Humans how to improve their telepathic communication skills, as well as the protocol for inviting them for a visit. Now, people from all over the world are inviting them for a visit, receiving one, and then reporting back with evidence, some of them repeatedly. For more information, see officialfirstcontact.com.