Lubricant Merch
Description: The iconic Orlando Jones quote from Evolution (2001) paired with the alien mosquito creatures. If you know, you know. Perfect for fans of the cult classic sci-fi comedy, early 2000s movie humor, and anyone who quotes this line every chance they get. Great gift for movie buffs with a dirty sense of humor.
Description: A flowchart titled 'Advanced Engineering Methodologies' poses the question 'Does it move?'. If 'Yes' and 'Should it?', it leads to 'All good.'. If 'No' and 'Should it?', it suggests 'Use Tape'. The right side asks 'Does it move?' and if 'No' and 'Should it?', it suggests 'Use This' which is WD-40 Lubricant, leading to 'All good.' if 'Yes' and 'Should it?' on the right side.
Description: A vintage, circular metal sign with a distressed texture. The central element is a white cross with green segments in the quadrants. Large red lettering reads "Castrol" diagonally across the center. Above "Castrol" is "WAKEFIELD" in black, and below it, "MOTOR OIL" and "(PATENTED)" are also in black.
Description: A circular emblem with a retro, distressed finish. It features a white cream background with green and white quadrants. A red-lettered text "Castrol" is prominently displayed diagonally across the center, with smaller red text "WAKEFIELD MOTOR OIL" positioned to the right. The edges are weathered and show signs of age.
Description: A circular, retro-style emblem with a distressed finish. The top section is red with white text "SINCLAIR". The middle section is green with white text "OPALINE MOTOR OIL". The bottom section is dark green with a white silhouette of a dinosaur and text "MELLOWED 80 MILLION YEARS" in an arc.
