Lukes Diner Merch

The infamous NO CELL PHONES sign from Luke Danes' diner in the tv show Gilmore Girls.

The one time Kirk took over Luke's diner

If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.

i’m writing a letter, i can’t write a letter, why can’t i write a letter? i’m wearing a green dress, i wish i was wearing my blue dress, my green dress is at the cleaner’s. the germans wore gray, you wore blue. casablanca, casablanca is such a good movie. casablanca, the white house. bush. why don’t i drive a hybrid car? i should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. bicycle, unicycle, unitard, hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants.

I'm fine. I'm great. It's a big-fat-happy-sunshine day for me.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible

Paris Geller and Rory Gilmore for Chilton Student Body President and Vice President.

You will meet an annoying woman today, give her coffee and she will go away.

Inspired by Luke's passive-aggressive sign.

Supremacy

I love you a thousand yellow daisies

It's like this town was constructed entirely in a snow globe.

Gilmore Girls theme song

I live in two worlds. One is a world of books.

When visiting Stars Hollow, you cant miss the inn on Sores and Boils Alley.

I`m not usually in a limo.

This thing we're doing here. Me, you. I just want you to know I'm in. I'm all in.

All the diner food mentioned at our favorite diner.

i'm attracted to pie. But I do not feel the need to date pie.

You jump, I jump Jack

Coffee, please! And a shot of cynicism.

If you're gonna throw your life away he'd better have a motorcycle.

You break, you buy. We appreciate your business.

Perfect towns always seem to be made up of these things.

Red meat can kill you. Enjoy!

The Long Island iced tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do.

"I thought you said you didn´t read much..."

I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually.

i hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know about it. I like being aware of my idiocy!

Hep Alien

Nothing but respect for my queen, Emily Gilmore

I don't like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don't like people pointing them out to me.

All the best parts of our favorite town.

You made me a Santa Burger!