Carpenter Humor Magnets

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

Cartoon versions of the cast of characters from John Carpenter's The Thing

John Carpenter

You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

The gang's all here. Celebrate the most tragic chapter in Antarctic Scientific Research history with this commemorative group photo of the team from Outpost 31, all of whom mysteriously disappeared in the winter of 1982, leaving but one survivor, a plucky husky/wolf cross called 'Jed'. Jed was of course famously adopted by then US President Ronald Reagan, who brought him to live at the White House from that point on. Alien conspiracy theories attached to a dramatic shift in White House policy shortly thereafter coinciding with Jed's sudden disappearance are completely untrue. Completely.

Head out to Rt. 5 in Russellville (or right off U.S. Main if you're in Haddonfield) for the best adult entertainment this side of Smith's Grove! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Michael Myers making a leaf angel.

The REAL sequel to HALLOWEEN!!

If I Wasn't A Good Electrician I Would Be Dead By Now

It's almost time, kids! The clock is ticking … Watch the horrorthon, get your mask on at 9pm, die HORRIBLY. You know – the usual. This 'Halloween III'-inspired design will get you in the right mood for Samhain, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children, and you'll be screaming at the phone switchboards of TV stations up and down the country before you know it. Altogether, now: "Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" … LOL ;-) Comes in three versions.

They Live

A mashup between halloween and freaky Friday. Which one of them is really Laurie?

Express your profession as a carpenter in a humorous way.

We're screwed

A quick design.

They Live We Sleep 3D anaglyph red and blue 80s horror movies

Happy little morphin' alien

Open your eyes and see the truth. They live and they want us to conform and consume.

Snake Plisskin from Escape from New York

Jack Burton...me

Funny table design fitting social media lovers who like Tiktok viral memes. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also like social media trends and sarcastic quotes.

This Is Not A Drill Shirt

They Live is a 1988 American science fiction action horror film written and directed by John Carpenter, based on the 1963 short story "Eight O'Clock in the Morning" by Ray Nelson. The film stars Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster, the film follows an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!

Carpenter Lead me to what needs fixing funny humorous t shirts and novelty gifts for men and women,

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This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

They did last long, but for a small time frame they were...The Carpenters

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.

It'll be better for both of us if you just walk away...